It's too bad that it's physically impossible to care about more than one thing at once.

The loud screech of Homer getting dragged up the side of the glass church is just… perfection.

By the power vested in me by the Internet, I pronounce this reference on point.

I was on the fence about going vegetarian for a long time. If I were being honest with myself, I would have admitted I believed it was the right thing to do. But I always rationalized not doing it, one way or another.

There is very little likelihood of brand confusion here, considering that the fan production has been up front about the fact that it is not endorsed by CBS and Paramount. They are also not sponsored by any other organization. I just don't see how this is substantially different from the endless river of unauthorized…

It's dense, alright.

Watch the first Star Wars movie and marvel at how much her accent changes over the course of thirty seconds.

Oh good, another reason not to watch Star Trek Beyond or the new TV series.

What are the odds that O'Neal started Starwipe specifically to avoid writing another Cosby article?

I would say Axl's bandana is well-advised.

Missed opportunity for headline, "Lemmy: Killed By Death."

A lot of the people who love the original Star Wars trilogy would hate it if it came out today.

That may be true, but, based on the previous movies, I don't think she needs any special conditions to be naturally strong with the Force. Luke went from farm boy to star soldier of the Rebellion based on a couple lessons with Obi-Wan in the lounge of the Millennium Falcon. If Rey is a naturally talented Force user,…

Lennon and McCartney were pushing each other's buttons from square one. In addition to that, Lennon was a lifelong compulsive asshole to anybody who crossed his path. This combination has broken up countless bands without any outside help.

They're writing characters with believable relationships and inner emotional lives! Get 'em!

Excellent episode. Excellent season, aside from that dog poop with the pseudo-found footage.

"Think of how dumb the average person is, then remember that half the people are even dumber than that." - George Carlin

Jar Jar is nothing more, nothing less, than the Windows 98 media player visualization of Chris Tucker's voice.

It's hard to read while standing up.

If a complete absence of humor and human empathy is what makes a movie serious, you'll find the most serious people in the world hanging around Hot Topic waiting for their parents to pick them up.