I'm going to jerk off to that interview where Francis Ford Coppola moans in his swimming pool for no good reason, no matter how many adults tell me it's wrong.

What? No. Ugh. God. What?

I thought it was pretty funny. But then, I think Obama is a chickenhawk and Trump is practically a fascist, sooo…

70mm is a very rich, high-detail film size. A normal theater cannot play film at all, let alone 70mm.

I bet David Miscavige has something weird going on with his genitals. Like an undescended testicle or a really crooked wang.

I think Spaceballs is paradoxically better than its reputation with cinephiles and maybe not as good as its reputation with cult film nerds, and my main evidence for that is that the best jokes in the movies aren't even the ones aimed at Star Wars. The 2001 gag with the long ship, the VHS thing, Mr. Coffee…

He's the guy near the beginning who tells Fin what he's inherited. Not a big role, but it's always nice to see him.

A Serious Man, Inside Out, the Station Agent, the Visitor… fuuuck, this guy has been in good movies.

Please. No introductory speeches. Just play him on with the Superman theme and people will get it.

Car goes up.

Between this article and the dump I took while reading it, things are going well.

And making very important large cow-milking gestures with your hands.

Balderdash. Editing is for when a movie is too long and needs to be shorter. All that matters is plot and acting.

You can play audio at work. He's just really quiet.

The show often forgets that the Doctor can time travel. More so during the RTD years, but still, there's often an opportunity to learn more about whatever mystery he's grappling with by just vworping back a few days and watching it unfold in the first place. I'm glad he finally did it, and I'm also glad it blew up in…

If anything, this movie points out that Earth is worth saving because Mars, the only other place in the universe that's even slightly habitable, would still try to kill us in every conceivable way.

I love Superman, but George Miller is too good to soil his hands with the series DC/WB is setting up.

Will he be appearing in V For Vacation?

Alan Moore has painted DC as a washed-up company trying desperately to keep exploiting their last truly original success. In his view, that success was Watchmen.

We're going to get that show back on the air, buddy.