I think there's enough time between now and the premiere to blow the entire story through headlines.

It's hard to appreciate now, but at the time, the only onscreen Enterprise anyone had seen was the tiny one in the 1960s that looked like a toy held up by wires.

Fuuuck, that was the same year?

First Sonny Corleone, now John McClane.

That's weird. Up until now, Iron Maiden have been renowned for their subtlety.

Ah, trigger warnings.

Nope. And I've never seen a sane person with pierced nipples, either. Mind you, I've never seen anybody's nipples other than my own.

Yup. And some of those comic books are so slapdash, they even forgot to put the superheroes in.

Smoke if you got 'em. *klonk*

Or when the narrator of the trailer shills for a Chinese restaurant at the end.

Saying "Stop resisting" to a black person is the police equivalent of Uncle Jimbo saying "Look out, Ned, it's coming right for us!"

Except for Scooby Doo and its unflinching track record for rational explanations.

Am I the only one who likes that Marge and Lisa were at an impasse that never got resolved? On the one hand, yeah, they were kind of cold to each other. On the other, they didn't patronize or placate each other. They had the respect to be straight with each other. Sure, Lisa's an eight year old, but she's always been…

That was weird indeed, but I thought the rest of the Gould gags landed marvelously.

That movie was good as fuck.

Good for him.

How is this not the Onion?

Very true, but barely. Four club years, if I remember right.

Yes. Please.

Adaptation, by definition, means taking liberties with source materiaI.