Me, too. I’m still not convinced, so I’m going to try to switch to “suddenly.”

Ken! You are better than that!

This. So much this.

So true ... BUT, I *need* (yes, need) her and Blake off my (yes, my) tabloid covers, like, yesterday. For some reason, both of them individually, collectively as a couple, and collectively as a part of a divorce foursome, bore the fuck out of me. Plus, the headlines are so painfully fake. I do not believe that…

OH MY GOD.

I really understand that fear, and it’s something I’ve heard echoed by many family members and friends who discuss my IUD with me. The truth is for far less money and less waste and dramatically greater protection against pregnancy, you could buy a huge box of pregnancy test strips and test yourself every month for…

ugh I can’t get over how beautiful Gwen Stefani is, especially in that first picture where she’s frowning. EVEN WHEN SHES FROWNING DAMNIT WOMAN

Kanye was funny this time. I enjoyed it. But I'm biased because I also pronounce it dead mow five

this is fucking hilarious

I thought his name was pronounced Dead Mow Five?? I’m so embarrassed. I’m turning into my mother already.

Oh man, really? Yeah, having something present in the vagina can trigger contractions. It’s why tampons aren’t recommended for people with really bad period cramps.

This is the homage Nina Simone would have expected.

I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOREVER! Why aren’t we expected to bring toilet paper with us into bathrooms? There’s no difference except for the fact that men don’t use them at all. Plus, much of the time, men don’t even use toilet paper. So why is it provided for them?

CUNT NAPKIN! NEW BAND NAME I CALL IT!!!!

She could. Also it would be cool if she didn’t have to be the perfect champion of everything progressive because she’s one of a small handful of women making it in comedy.

he uses computers all the time. computers love him. he has fantastic computers, with many many friends.

Look at the first comment. A bunch of white people trying to “understand” why minorities support Hillary and they all sound so patronizing and these are the allies! My god!

Please do elaborate on my interests? Because Income inequality isn’t fixing racism and the supposition that it will is ignorant as all hell. Like it’s literally infuriating. As is the fact that Sanders voted for the same crime bill that they like to throw in HRC’s face. I’m old enough to remember the crack epidemic…

You’re not alone! The same thing happened to me when I took ecstasy. I was like I must have alien blood that is not coordinating with the artificial euphoric chemicals. My teenage experience on it was like ‘society is evil, i also hate myself, hmmm, suicide?’ Luckily, I just concluded never to take ecstasy again.

Ah man, we have got some serious facial expressions breaking containment at the end of this thing...