that’s it. you’ve sold me.

ugh I can’t get over how beautiful Gwen Stefani is, especially in that first picture where she’s frowning. EVEN WHEN SHES FROWNING DAMNIT WOMAN

my next step is to get a Mirena cause I’ve heard nothing but good things!

The problem I am having though, is....NO PERIOD sounds fucking great but periods are also my #1 failsafe for “YAY NOT PREGGO”. I mean, I’m on BC and we use condoms but I still get that “oh god what if something went wrong” moment before my…

this is fucking hilarious

I am just counting my lucky stars right now that I don’t still have this problem. Or at least, not as bad. When I was a teenager, before I went on hormonal BC, my craps were so bad I’d pass out or throw up from the pain. For some reason tampons were painful and difficult for me, but as I participated in sports and…

,......this explains so much

I love it, oh my god

whoa whoa whoa whoa....tHIS IS A THING? HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS THING

I had a nosebleed on my friends sheets once and while he was fretting over the stain, I told him NO WORRIES! I am the Queen of getting blood out of things, I can make it look like it never even happened.

He just looked at me and said “That’s actually kinda fucking terrifying.”

MWAHHAHAH.

Pull yourself up by your boob-straps!

Garfunkel and Oates forever <3

ok ok ok. I may be burned at the stake for this but I really didn’t like Outlander. I found it super boring and the main characters really annoying. The time period did nothing for me. I haven’t read the books but my mother and sister do so it’s all I hear about.

From the looks of the promo photo up there, it’s taking…

I’m gonna be REAL honest and tell ya last time I took MDMA I wanted to kill myself, I was so fucking depressed! Fuckin super bummed it just doesn’t seem to affect me the same way as most people, but it’s the not the first I had heard of it happening.

Oddly enough the thing that seems to help the most is red wine.…

I’m trying to figure out why people got huffy about Ariel Winter but I can’t seem to figure it out.

No. You will continue to get explaination comments for the next five months, trust me.

BY THE WAY ITS FKA TWIGS LIKE FORMERLY KNOWN AS TREE NUBS

HAAHHHH

Addyi? We don’t need no stinkin’ Addyi!

Listen I am into some kinky shit but I don’t think bringing a dismembered equine into my bed will solve things.

I dunno man. My partner is preeettty good in bed but it’s like there’s a disconnect between my lady bits and my brain. I want to enjoy what he’s doing but my libido is such a fickle, fickle thing. I wish there was a viagara-like substance to help me along.

That being said, I also completely agree with alllll of your…