the redcoats are coming, the redcoats are coming!

OH MY GOD I’M STEALING THIS

my sister and I call it “brewing a menses”

My uncle does that but only because his finger is a stump and he knows it grosses us out.

only because my dude and I think Shark Week is fucking hilarious.

I hold shit like that all the time. Bags, papers, CD cases, my phone.

I can’t use the ring finger cause it’s not strong enough. I can’t use the pointer cause the top/bottom weight ratio is off.

FIFTY LOOPS INTO THE LAKE

I think I blacked out in that moment because right before she saw I had my phone in my hand and said “do you want to take a selfie?” and I think my answer was just a gutteral sound that was something akin to a cat dying and an engine trying to turn over. Then after the photo, she started signing my book, stopped,…

ok ok after seeing Dita on the list I just wanted to share something super awesome with y’all

Excuse me looking like an uber-dork but I got to meet her last weekend at her book signing, and then catch the burlesque show after!! I almost died, she is the most beautiful person I have ever seen in real life and such a…

Heaven HELP ME, I love Gwen Stefani’s dress and I know I am wrong in all the ways but I don’t care, she looks incredible in that colour and her LIPSTICK.AHHHHHH

It may have been deemed one of the ‘boring’ ones, but GODDAMN... Saoirse Ronan looked incredible in that slinky green dress. The back was amazing and the colour was out of this world.

I loved her so much

As soon as she opened her mouth I was so in love with her, she seems like a really cool, spunky lady who probably tells a fuckin great story.

I COMPLETELY did not mean for the typo but I am very glad it happened. cause that dude needs to chillax man

Right? I’m a milliennial as well and all I can think is “what the fuck person are they making this for cause it ain’t me”

She made me laugh! Like, at least three times I laughed a hearty out-loud laugh. She was literally the only saving grace of that horrible film.

Except, I must admit...the initial sex scenes were actually kinda hot.

She lets her roommate steal a sandwhich she spends ten minutes working on, too. She’s just....not the most aggressive person. I’d have kicked him in the damn face if he took a bite of MY FOOD.

People keep telling me about The Fall and how great he is but after seeing this movie I just...really don’t know if I can believe any of them...

YES that show doesn’t get enough love, nor does anyone on it. I think this calls for a rewatch, as I believe it’s still on Netflix.

There really, really were no spoilers in his post. It’s a long-ass fuckin movie and you get introduced to these aspects pretty early on.

Light up, Francis.