Happy Plaid Family.

uhm hello you are so fucking cute how did I not know how fucking cute you are

KRULL THE WARRIOR KING

uhhhmmm great that dog looks like Ed Sheeran

new fone, who dis

gross pube-stache is gross.

Lipchap.

I totally get wanting to check in on what kids are doing. I agree 100%. But when people say they read every single thing their kid texts or sends in a day...it just seems....a little much? I dunno. I’m not a parent, so I can’t say completely. But I do think that most kids aren’t up to terrible shit like their parents…

fuck. this. piece. of. smarmy. shit. dumpster. fire. of. a. person.

everyone I know who has met this trash has the exact same thing to say about him. and it isn’t nice.

AHH what a cutie pie! I like the cut of her jib.

As someone whose mother did this (reading my diary, snooping etc) I am no longer honest with my mother and became very, very good at lying and hiding things.

hahahha this is reminding me of my mother putting our computer in the kitchen so it’s in a spot they can monitor my use on it. I got REAAALLLY good at hiding stuff in plain view. REAL GOOD. Though I don’t think my mom knew what key-logging was.

sexyleobuffychick@hotmail.com maaaaan.

Have you been spying on me? Are you in my house right now?

know when to stop talking is one of the most valuable lessons I’ve learned in my adult life, in ALL aspects!

“Because I said NO.” should be reason enough.

“I don’t know” oh, what a jerk.
“I find you unattractive.” OH what a jerk!

Either way, you’d probably have an issue with any sort of rejection.

hahah excellent

that was BEFORE the ice cream ;)