you are a very, very, very nice partner.
that story is also HILARIOUS because so many of my married/parent friends have stories like this. PFFFT they don’t know the difference, no reason to be embarrassed. Still hilarious though,.

ok so her new christmas toy...WTF IS THAT what does one even do with that, I AM INTRIGUED

you are a very, very, very nice partner.
that story is also HILARIOUS because so many of my married/parent friends…

but my bajingo likes to pretend she is Mariah

but my bajingo likes to pretend she is Mariah

This has piqued my interest but it just seems so....intimidating

This has piqued my interest but it just seems so....intimidating

This is a nice article about rabbits.

Yeh, if you are a 38-40 D+ don’t go to VS,.

I’ve been seeing such good things about aerie, I might need to try and find a store!

The most comfortable bra I own is from Victoria’s secret. I loved it so much I bough two (the unlined ones are my favourite) but they aren’t always great if you are bustier and need above a D.

I keep forgetting I have it, too.

mom: what’re you doing?
me: hanging out with my friendsssssssssssss

VagINA Finder

*open gift, finds half eaten mouse head in box*

I killed it....for you.

*gentle sobbing*

This makes me excited. I loved my Barbies as a kid and while I don’t think they ever added to my self-image issues, it will be totally RAD to see kids playing with these dolls. They’re all so different!! The HAIR MY GOD you mean kids don’t have to resort to sharpies and koolaid to dye their Barbie hair green? 6 year…

I didn’t know I wanted this until now.

I’m so sorry you had to go through all that... but your addition to the story about the fairies made me smile.

*still tears up and has to leave the room when ‘their song’ comes on*

she looks older than I suspect she is.

IT always made scientific sense to me, the moon causing changes in humans. The way the moon affects the tide, the way the moon affects our bodies.

Plus I have a shitttonne of nurses in my family who will attest to the same thing as you do. It brings out the crazy in some folks.

Homophobic Fajitas