Most of my smartest and most beautiful and successful friends always end up dating total shitheads.

It kinda looks like they’re shotgunning a toke.

because he keep trying to play blackjack?

RIGHT? Like, it’s gross but it’s also like....scientifically interesting. Like looking at a tissue after you sneeze. Just what DO those boogers look like!?

I just figured...hell, I am an average female who sometimes likes to have some solo-pleasure time, so it’s not like I’m not used to touching myself. Also, the…

It looks like a Canadian South Park character

The fifth one died. Be sensitive.

what in the fuck would you put sriracha on at a Starbucks?

I doubt he minds if he keeps asking for it. I mean, I don’t think he’d be so obssessed if he was constantly thinking “man this sucks all I can smell is her butthole”

(ps unless you are actively shitting or are really, really bad at wiping...your butthole does not smell at all times)

omg my raging crush on Portia is coming back into full swing

ilu

It just seems like a weird position to just jump right into. I don’t dig it on the best of days, let alone with a stranger.

lol no

My first day is light, the next three are like Shining-Elevator worthy, and the last day is just gross gunk. I’ve only had ONE leakage incident but that was the very first night I used it and I had put it in wrong. I’ve ruined more clothes and underwear with pads than I ever had with the cup.

If you’re sitting on the…

I always wondered what dudes thought of the cup. I know some women who are so completely turned off by the idea and think it’s gross. But I’d imagine it’s along the same lines as a tampon or a pad for guys because usually that stuff is always ?????? anyways.

I hadn’t even thought of that! Great point, I’m glad it helped you out.

Yeh, even for me having the tampon sit weird or the bulky pads was just like...ALWAYS THERE HEY HELLO YES REMEMBER ME? IM HEEEERE,

I completely forget I have the cup in, sometimes. It’s nice.

thats...really weird is that weird?

ugh no, horrible, so distracting.

this guy is actually my most FAVOURITE ever.