HAHA I WAS WAITING FOR THIS.
every day. every damn day.

this makes me find your screen name supremely silly.

Put your damn hand over your toe like a shield and at least deflect the fuckers downwards near you. It’s not that hard! It doesn’t have to be willy-nilly!

exactly my thoughts.

You’re only 19!? I would have never guessed!!
I’m turning 26 this year and I’m slowly learning that I tend to go for people that I am endlessly nice to....but are never very nice to me. It’s a bad habit. I had the chance to go out with a really terrifically nice guy who seems super into me...and what do I do? Turn it…

*notices enough to bring you ginger-ale later, nice enough to pretend NOT to notice while you are doing it

*pours one out for BCO*

Excuse me, but where did you park your Time Machine, I’d like to go back and meet Mr. Draper myself if that’s alright with you.

I’m gonna be real, I have never had Chipotle. Does it live up to the hub-bub or is it good-bad like a double-down sounds like a great idea at 3am after a twixer of bourbon?

nooooooooooo

*sigh* I miss Mark.

shitting?

Three Weeks Later: Jezebel is sorry to announce that Jia has died due to shitting her entire digestive system out of her body.

Scott Disick
Scott D is ick
Scott is Dick

COINCIDENCE? I think not.

I could’ve gone my entire life without knowing that was a thing.

you’re not off the hook about the carrot thing.

cooked crinkle cut carrots with butter and salt oh my lawd.

anyone else have this playing in their head the whole time?

fuck off carrots are AMAZING

I like this.

I’ve always liked her.