Never thought my response to hearing “Merry Christmas” would be “oh shit is this person trying to tell me they’re a Nazi” but here we are.

Don’t worry, he’ll eat a Haitian and a Nigerian meal and it’ll all be sorted.

“And Jesus said unto the Apostles: ‘We’ve really been working hard, who wants to take my private jet to St. Croix?’ So Jesus and the Apostles boarded the jet and Jesus saw there were no bottles of Moet and so He took their Fiji water and asked His Father to change the water into champagne and so it was. The Apostles…

I’ve always been against giving money to non-prophets.

Hypocriticus 3:18 - Verily, verily I say unto you: Fuck bitches, get money.

“Switch has real games”

Also, why is this not something that citizens of a democracy vote on?

Excuse me while I cackle maniacally from the bridge of my ship—a Lakon Spaceways ASP Explorer named Space Oddity, currently patrolling the Pleiades star cluster —because by the fourth quarter of 3303, Star Citizen STILL HASN’T BEEN RELEASED.

Ok you fuckers, I’m gonna rant on you all. You make fun of the state I live in constantly. And even now you whine about the margin. Do you shitheads know how hard it is to take this state away from the rednecks? From the rural crazies?

This is the 2nd biggest takeaway from the article above and I had to scroll way too far down to see this response.

Donald Trump threw the full weight of the White House behind Moore.

You realize Capcom has set the price for both these things right? Of course you do.

The lack of Redline is disturbing.

This is one of my biggest issues with the GOP. They want a businessman to run government (see: Romney). But you objectively don’t want government run as a business. Business exist to generate profit for shareholders. Government exists to guarantee the rights and health of the governed. There is very little overlap…

Indeed. I think this is kind of a cop-out in the pursuit of real storytelling in games anyway. A really good game storyline should complement and work with the gameplay...it shouldn't have to mean the removal of gameplay.
It's not a film, it's a game, make a game.