That’s not “getting it straight,” that’s removing key information.

I see you actually read the whole piece with a critical eye and comprehension. Kotaku wasn't counting on anyone actually doing that, they assumed you'd just react to the headline.

Probably because God said in his big rumbly voice that man can do whatever he wants to lesser beasts. Shelters in my area have been overwhelmed with cats and dogs being ‘returned’ because people didn’t need (or couldn’t support) their pandemic fur binkies anymore so now they’ll be euthanized.

I will support my country in any situation without thinking for a second!

But how else can they prevent you from playing the game once they shut down the servers in a few years? If you could just keep playing old games, you might decide to do that instead of buying the new one when it comes out!

What’s amazing is the difference between Horizon 5 and GT 7, if one of them was going to have overbearing microtransactions that ruin the game I would have expected it to be the one on Gamepass since most of its players didn’t “pay” for it and thus wouldn’t be as stung at the microtransactions since to them it was a…

The Russian government complaining about being targeted by cyberattacks. Rarely in history has a “go fuck yourself” been so richly warranted.

I don’t see that happening at all. The Series X/S has sold almost the same number of units as the PS5 in North America. It’s one of their most successful systems to date. I don’t see them moving everything to XCloud in lieu of new hardware any time soon. I wouldn’t rule out XCloud becoming the new “casual tier” and…

I’m probably in the minority here but I have no desire for a new Mario Kart. 8 has been perfect so more courses is a dream to me.

I paid so much money for Mario Kart 8 and DLC on the WiiU, I just cannot see myself ever buying it again.

Nintendo’s actually gonna announce the Switch Amateur, which is a Switch that just runs everything at half the framerate and half the resolution of a regular Switch.

Really hoping for a Metroid Prime Trilogy remaster 

Time to get pissed at Nintendo for not showing things they never promised to show like the Switch Pro.

I’m just going to directly repost what I said in the last Gizmodo Article:

I don’t see Spencer as being willing to have someone like Kotick stay on as a direct report. Kotick’s gonna get a golden parachute.

Hard pass. Waiting for someone to bring this mask to market

I find Pedialyte works even better than Gatorade. I also take Tylenol before going to sleep which seems to help in the morning.

I’d argue the frightening part is when a CEO acts like an asshole and ruins 900 people’s holidays, he gets a vacation out of it.

I don’t hate it. I mean, it’s Ed. Radical Edward made flesh, live action, I don’t know what else they could have reasonably done and still had it be an accurate depiction of the character. It feels like a Nickelodeon show started two minutes before my show ended and this is what we ended up with, but isn’t that also…

At first when I read your comment I was like “oh this is obviously meant to be sarcastic, a parody of those fawning Muskheads who think he really did all that stuff” but .... my god you’re serious aren’t you.