Evan for president.

He started deadlifting Gamecubes and I just fucking died. Nintendo is great.

Considering the version of Jason in the game is the 2009 version, he should look like this.
Way to be lazy, Netherrealm.

Can we get a transcript? Fuck giving him clicks. If he’s doing charity, why does he spend so much time acting like a god damned frat boy? IF he wants his efforts recognized he has to actually appear to be a functional adult before people take him seriously. Any 8 year old can operate a cellphone to take video at this…

I’d love to see it at a Twins game so Torii Hunter can walk off the field in protest.

I would love to see this happen at a Mets game so we can see Daniel Murphy squirm.

To show them they were truly part of the family, several Dodgers fans stabbed them in the parking lot after the game.

Josh Hamilton Says He’s Capable of Batting .359 Again, is Denied Shot.

I don’t know if Paquiao is full of shit or not, but your comment ignores the fact that rotator cuff injuries can vary in severity.

Hey Floyd, this time we have pictures

Evan deserves a raise.

You are 100% correct! Here, take all these points. They were handing them out earlier and I grabbed too many.

For the record. I want to let the red headed lady know that I understand the Here’s Johnny reference.

BUT THEY WERE OKAY WITH BOMBING JAPAN.

MadBum does this all the time. He’s pretty much a 24/7 asshole.

You’re supposed to be looking at an animated map of one of the best 2D games ever made, and a game that enough people here on kotaku hold dear to warrant an article.

I laughed when you called video game Youtubers “creatives”.

+1 Daniel. Well done.

That's Hawkeye vodka and when I was in college many years ago it was less than $5 a bottle and believe me, you knew it the next day

Baby Got BAC