Good to see Helena Bonham Carter moving on from the divorce

CORAL!! CORAL!!

Um... where's Carl?

Man, Tommy Craggs really is a mean sonova....

At least he'll be reacquainted with playing instruments again in prison, as he'll be first chair on the rusty trombone

Exactly. This seems like the most bizarre attempt to manufacture controversy- this was a one-off glitch that was very quickly repaired.

Speak for yourself. That might be the case with the PS4 but not the Xbox ONE. If the Xbox ONE network is out, it doesnt stop you from playing your digital games UNLESS you havent set said console as your home system. Which brings me to my question. Have you set your PS4 as your home console? Thats the only reason why…

Reasons like this make me sad that I have a sizable digital catalog on the PS4. During the 4 day Christmas outage none of my games could verify their licenses, which meant I couldn't even play anything at all. The licensing system the major consoles use is broken and dishonest. What do they even think they are…

"...If you see an iPod duct taped to an ATM directly over the keypad..."

So, are you implying the pyramids weren't built by ancient aliens with access to Nazi time travel technology pieced together with overpriced junk from a Las Vegas pawn shop? Get real!

"Sorry, I thought you were black."

Damn, NFLers usually only inflict that much damage on their wives and girlfriends.

your mom needs a neverwet spray when im around B-)

This might come as a big shock to you but Gizmodo is a tech blog.

Woman: [hears an argument about the amount of money professional athletes are paid for signing with a professional team]
Woman: [hears a struggle between two idiots]
Woman: [yells at husband to turn off that damn sports radio show]

You have such amazing vision and foresight, please share more of your nuggets of wisdom!

Developments from it certainly can as this is how innovation works. It wasn't practical to have a computer the size of two bedrooms in your house either but they managed to make them smaller and more practical over time.

Hot take there, genius. Brave stance, criticizing how people far smarter than you choose to employ their intelligence.

I believe Battle Chess is also available as a super cheap ($1) indie game download on xbox live, for anyone who uses XBL. Loving some of the games on this list. Time to click over to tigerdirect for a gamepad.