The raptor is so happy! Maybe you should try smiling Burt Macklin!

But how many times can you trot out Johnny Depp wearing a funny costume?

What does Samsung get out of reinventing the wheel? Are they so obsessed with proprietary standards that they're willing to stick the consumer with a feature no one will support?

Nearly everyone in the world would agree with you, apart of course from the DC\WB executives.

I actually kinda like the new X1 design. It was very confusing when I first got it, very different. But once you figure out all the tricks, such as using the start/menu button to bring up a drop down menu, it kinda started to click together. I do hope they change the snap system a bit. It seems kinda awkward at the…

It takes getting used to. Demos actually have their own App, you won't find them directly in the store. I was kinda confused by the interface too, but once you figure out where everything is, and how to use it, it's actually pretty good. One hint, is to know that hitting start (Or menu, as they now call it), is very…

Everything is better when looked at through nostalgia fueled lenses...

Well, that's one way to tailgate

And here I thought Browns fans were from Cleveland...

This was my original dashboard...

I hope you're not talking about the blades being lag free because if so then you probably never used the blades interface lol

That's right, you stick with Google who'll only give you the search results people pay for. That's what I love about all this shit, people would much rather bend over and take it up the ass from Google than get given it by Bing. It never ceases to amaze me the amount of Darwin award winners there are out there.

It's a sad day when nobody cares about vaginas any more.

Are you? Have you solved the mystery?

The Proto-pipe Deluxe. Rock solid, small, discrete and easy to clean. While usually $50-70 I've found a place that has them for only $30. A classic that can't be beat. My uncle has had his for over 30 years.

Got my firefly last week. Haven't accomplished anything since.

"So, Commissioner Goodell, would you say that this issue entirely boils down to semantics?"

Guess he must be on God's fantasy soccer team.

I'm the Editorial Director of the entirety of Gawker Media, and I while I appreciate your feedback, we are institutionally down with cannabis, both as a subject matter and as a personal adulterant choice.

How sad, they come to your work and make you click on a story you're not interested in. :(