With gold trading at $1200 an ounce Smaug would be pretty wealthy. Smaug had mountains of gold, even more than Scrooge McDuck's swimming pool.

Turdine Cupcake looks kinda like Phil Lynott!

You should put up a warning about spoilers. I don't think you really needed to go into so much detail about the quests and how you solved them. Remember the rest of the world can't play this game for months. We don't need to know spoiler details.

The guy in the top photo looks like that douche from fox news.

I've always found it odd that Tracey Ullman wasn't at least the voice of one character. Seems kind of like a slap to the face.

Ah so if I commit a crime or break rules that I didn't need to break, then I should be absolved of all guilt and no punishment should be given. That's amazing logic.

A new Syphon Filter could be pretty cool. I can't remember much about it aside from hating the graphics and enjoying the gameplay.

The one person in the universe that actually likes Fable will be stoked.

Farcry was not really a "linear shooter". The whole point was that you could approach enemy encampments from any direction you wanted. Call of Duty 1 is a linear shooter...

After Coca-Cola sues them for copyright infringement they might have enough left over to make the game. Unless they somehow cleared it or got sponsored by Coca-Cola which I'm doubting very highly.

If they cut out every instance of Jar Jar (Radeghast) then I might give it a whirl. If you want to watch a Hobbit movie that doesn't take 8 hours of suck then check out the 1977 animated film. There's not a number in existence that could be used to show how much better it is then the three piles of shit Peter Jackson…

I'm one of the only people in the universe that enjoyed Watch Dogs.

I want to be nostalgic but I have no desire to return to ugly 3D and annoying sound design.

Minnish Cap is one of the best Zelda's, handheld or not. I still have the gold GBA advance that came with it, box and everything. Although I may have lost the adapter. I think I might have reviewed it back in 2004 if memory serves I gave it a 9 out of 10.

Nobody remembers Bilbo's older brother... Doosh.

Creationism and evolution are not mutually exclusive. They could both be true. There are less crazy arguments for some sort of intelligent design to the universe than the malarky that appears above. Whether that "intelligent design" is just order in chaos is a matter of debate. I used to be an atheist but after…

I left my 3DS in a cab... I don't really miss it that much but I might have to get another one so I can play this. Where the hell is a new Advance Wars though? I wouldn't mind a new Trauma Center either..... and I need a new Metroid.... a good one. A beefed up more feature heavy version of Alien Infestation could be…

I love the art style, the music is great, and the frame rate is nice and smooth. Even in it's basic form it is pretty fun, if not oddly relaxing. Hopefully they can flesh out the game into something more robust. A great start!

That's all sorts of amazing. I wonder if they used a QY-70 for the music? That thing just sounds like '90s arcade machines. I wouldn't be surprised if all the Street Fighter sound tracks weren't made on one.

They didn't re-release the OG? I remember getting the dump truck and not realizing he was part of a bigger robot. A few months later a few kids at school had some of the other pieces and we all got together at lunch to put together the full robot. One year later I started sixth grade, started skateboarding, discovered…