Um, Cristiano Ronaldo’s twins came via surrogate, not from his girlfriend.

I feel like you don’t need to compare sexism to racism to get your point across because it’s already a thing. Like, we already had a name for it, people know what it is.

Exactly. They cancelled it like 5 minutes after they released the 2nd season. Cruel and unkind.

Oh my god, no, not at all. For one thing, Issa and Molly’s friendship is actually a friendship, not a relationship of convenience and oneupsmanship. They have their disagreements but there’s real love there. But that’s just one example. How on earth did you get the impression that it’s a Girls sort of show?

YES!

Lol, it’s not like Girls. Maybe it’s because I don’t like Dunham or I think Issa Rae is bomb, but I don’t see the similarities other than they both have female leads.

NO.

Did you ever see Carrie Fisher’s “Wishful Drinking”? At one point there’s a flowchart like this that starts with her parents, and how she is related to so many people. It’s very funny. I miss you Carrie, you were the best.

Caitlyn has 2 more children from her first marriage - Burt & Cassandra

That’s gotta sting for Ms. Perry. The guy known for oversharing details of his sex life (“Jessica Simpson is like sexual napalm,” “my dick is sort of like a white supremacist,” “your body is a wonderland”) doesn’t want to comment on being called THE BEST? Not even an, “I’m flattered”??? OUCH. 

I’m having the time of my life. I’m 39 — I remember 32. I don’t wanna do it again.

Dude needs to keep it in his pants. Jesus Christ, it’s like GoT.

This is... amazing. A lesson in contemporary dynasty building

So if David and Kris got married Brody Jenner would be her step-son twice over? This feels like a Russian drama...

I was hoping there would be something about David Foster and Kris Jenner in this dirtbag so I could post this flow chart. It’s really a thing of beauty.

Welcome to the world Asahd now that the existence of Justin Bieber has made you cry you have officially become part of the human tribe , the tears are a baptism into how terrible the world can truly be, be brave little man, be brave.

I don’t have a cool-enough thought for you. I’ve hacked this game.

I’m sure John Mayer is great in bed. That’s about all he’s good for and why the ladies keep going back for more. They definitely don’t keep coming back for his atrocious personality.

So, Asahd can sense evil. What a cute and smart baby.