Well Kay, I used the tools at my disposal and lemme tell you, there are a lot of people who hang around at Starbucks who can't afford Starbucks. As to the greater need, I'm only one barista.

I wonder where Rick Scott has hidden his horcruxes. We need to find them and stop him.

Amber Rose and Kim are gonna basically own sex-positivity after this. Fuckin #werq, ladies.

Every time a member at my church goes in for surgery or a medical treatment, the first thing we do is pray for the hands of the doctor, nurses and medical staff. Miracles are worked through their hands, denying the miraculousness of modern medicine is ludacris.

But I have all this maple syrup and hot peppers!!1!

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

Khloe watching her:

#NotAllManPheels

“I'm a nice guy and women don't want me!" kind of guys are the worst.

We shouldn’t compare men to dogs; dogs listen, men don’t.

Once again, Margaret Atwood says it best:

Obviously this isn't getting through but I'll say it. If a woman rejects you, you don't get to stab her, throw acid in her face, stalk her, terrorize her, or rape her. No is a hard word to understand, apparently.

Okay trademark “nice guys,” want to explain yet again how rejection is so much worse than MURDER? Fuck.

Rot in jail, you fucking useless filth.

This is where I have a lot of trouble expressly fearing using Uber vs a cab. There are so many times I’ve gotten in cabs when the license/medallion are either missing or clearly not the driver. The one time I personally have felt most unsafe after growing up taking taxis in Manhattan was in a Philadelphia cab (our…

“I think for every anniversary we could get each other presents that cost the amount of dollar it costs to create” Taylor to Calvin

A school like Yale doesn’t expel the captain of the basketball team without a preponderance of evidence. They blew right past “suspend while investigate”.

When reached for comment, the Capulets answered “How now! who calls?” but hung up right away.

I am...pleasantly shocked. When I saw the headline, I assumed that "Eliminates...Backlog" was going to refer to them chucking them in the garbage. Hooray for being wrong.