That stuff is insanely ugly, even by fashion standards. It looks like an uglier version of spanx.

He’s like that friend who bought a rug and a lamp and got a lot of compliments and now she’s an interior decorator.

I feel bad that OBJ was dragged into all of Lena Dunham’s unnecessary drama. He really seems like a sweet dude who just wants to live his life and enjoy his Instagram.

This is the perfect response for how much it’s gonna burn her attention-seeking ass up.

A mayonnaise sandwich on white bread is more interesting than this guy.

However, she is not Trump, who wants to create a police state to continue to profile and brutalize my people, and he is not Pence, who wants to control every aspect of my uterus and keep teh gays in the closet.

So, I’ll hand them my vote in November…

I know that when I’m hiring someone for my own company, my first inquiry is not “are you competant? Are you qualified?” Instead it’s “are you interesting??”

GUNS! GUNS! GUNS! GIVE EVERY HUMAN A GUN! WHAT COULD GO WRONG? HUMANS ARE VERY RELIABLE AND NEVER VIOLENT. IF EVERYONE CARRIES A GUN. PROBLEM SOLVED! WILL JUST HAVE SHOOTOUTS EVERY TIME WE GET PISSED AT EACH OTHER. IT’LL BE THE OLD WEST ALL OVER AGAIN. ROAD RAGE? BANG YOUR DEAD! BUMPED INTO ME? YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!…

Am i wrong but ,, IT WAS AN AMERICAN CITIZEN ,, that killed the people in Orlando ...

Thanks for the fearmongering, Lapierre. Now we’ve got armed untrained civilians blasting away at shoplifters:

You are not alone. I am so fucking ragey about the state of this country.

I don’t use the word hate lightly. I also try to remember that most people aren’t good or bad, everyone has some humanity, etc, etc.

I mean, Sandy Hook didn’t get the NRA to change its tune, and its membership likes kindergarteners way more than gay club-goers at Latin Night.

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You are truly fortunate to have a child that can compete with the unusually precocious toddlers of twitter. My kids were more interested in spelunking their nasal cavities at age three than a civics class debate at a 12th grade reading level. Cheers.

Girl, this is the third article I’ve read since I woke up a half hour ago. Me and the bottle of Smirnoff were awake until 5 AM, and boy did we celebrate with friends!

How can you be sentenced to 22 life terms and get out in 25? What is that shit? I hope he gets aids in prison.

22 life year sentences but could be out in 25 years.

This mock outrage is nothing new.

I can’t believe that we have invented YET another thing African Americans can’t do without being found threatening. Do not clench or raise your fist. That is proof of your partisan activity and you will be punished accordingly! What in the..??? Ironically, this is WHY we need SOCIAL activism like BLM, by the way BLM…