That stuff is insanely ugly, even by fashion standards. It looks like an uglier version of spanx.

He’s like that friend who bought a rug and a lamp and got a lot of compliments and now she’s an interior decorator.

I feel bad that OBJ was dragged into all of Lena Dunham’s unnecessary drama. He really seems like a sweet dude who just wants to live his life and enjoy his Instagram.

This is the perfect response for how much it’s gonna burn her attention-seeking ass up.

A mayonnaise sandwich on white bread is more interesting than this guy.

However, she is not Trump, who wants to create a police state to continue to profile and brutalize my people, and he is not Pence, who wants to control every aspect of my uterus and keep teh gays in the closet.

So, I’ll hand them my vote in November…

I know that when I’m hiring someone for my own company, my first inquiry is not “are you competant? Are you qualified?” Instead it’s “are you interesting??”

Must be same guy that took this down

Still, if I had to stare directly at my boss and play footsie with her all day, I wouldn’t last a week.

Founder and CEO has to sit at a desk facing another desk?

GUNS! GUNS! GUNS! GIVE EVERY HUMAN A GUN! WHAT COULD GO WRONG? HUMANS ARE VERY RELIABLE AND NEVER VIOLENT. IF EVERYONE CARRIES A GUN. PROBLEM SOLVED! WILL JUST HAVE SHOOTOUTS EVERY TIME WE GET PISSED AT EACH OTHER. IT’LL BE THE OLD WEST ALL OVER AGAIN. ROAD RAGE? BANG YOUR DEAD! BUMPED INTO ME? YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!…

Am i wrong but ,, IT WAS AN AMERICAN CITIZEN ,, that killed the people in Orlando ...

Thanks for the fearmongering, Lapierre. Now we’ve got armed untrained civilians blasting away at shoplifters:

You are not alone. I am so fucking ragey about the state of this country.

I don’t use the word hate lightly. I also try to remember that most people aren’t good or bad, everyone has some humanity, etc, etc.

I mean, Sandy Hook didn’t get the NRA to change its tune, and its membership likes kindergarteners way more than gay club-goers at Latin Night.

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Please inform someone at The Onion of this situation.

I think they really hit the nail on the head with this breathing thing. It’s gonna be the hot new trend. You’ll see people breathing all the time. Breath mint sales will soar.

Slightly off topic but that doesn’t surprise me. As a matter of fact, I think that Facebook recently took a lot of crap because they left up the picture of a murdered woman's body for something like 15 hours. Her family and friends were literally begging them to take it down.