You get a star simply because it's the only erect penis I'll lay eyes on today.

I was gonna rave 4 ever at that point in life. I was so high on cloud 9 there could have been a family, and I wouldn’t have known.

Holy mackerel!! A family of 4 could live in those clothes.

Oh hello 1996.

I’m on the road so I don’t have access to my yearbook, but my senior portrait is neither good nor bad. It’s just an okay picture. The rest of my senior photo shoot turned out HORRIBLE though. I was so excited to have a bunch of pictures taken that I went with the fanciest shoot- like 30 different poses and 3 outfits…

Anyone who graduated in the 80’s has a massively unfair advantage here.

“he told me the bible says its okay to poop in your hand then eat it but i’m not allowed to read so idk”

“sometimes I take a poop in my hand and then eat it”

Jim Bob is a pig so that's an appropriate comparison. Personally, I've always found Josh's head very potato like.

She looks utterly broken. Like my husband would be disturbed if I started looking at him in such a way.

If I looked at my husband like that he would think I was having a stroke.

I know this is kinda mean, but whatever: Jim Bob has always reminded me of a ham wearing a toupee. There is just something about his face that is so ham-like.

I have nothing of great value to add here. I just hate PETA with a passion. Their tactics are juvenile. I'm not saying I hate animal welfare activists, just the organization. Sorry if I offend anybody, that's not my intent. But, anyway, fuck fuckity fuck PETA.

Oh so we save the whales and kill the birds?

It’s very Peter Gallagher-esque

I’m getting so frustrated with people’s perspectives on this because it really lacks an understanding of dementia and what it would mean to be in mental decline and not be allowed physical intimacy. Someone with alcohol can be prevented from having sex because we know they’ll be sober tomorrow. However, it’s a lot…

But couldn’t it also be traumatic to have your husband who you love refuse to have sex with you, when you’re the one initiating sex, and you can’t understand why? A person doesn’t lose all sexual desire and feeling, or desire for physical intimacy with their partner, when they have dementia. It’s not a clear cut…

Lacrosse is like watching the slowest, least-talented game of hockey imaginable.

As a twin, there is NOTHING AT ALL MAGICAL about having someone look like you. You just get harassed for it. And when you aren’t much like your twin, people will exclaim “you are the worst twins ever!” in sort of the same way one may describe a terrible set of knives bought at Wal-Mart.

"too many chemicals,"