You get a star simply because it's the only erect penis I'll lay eyes on today.

I was gonna rave 4 ever at that point in life. I was so high on cloud 9 there could have been a family, and I wouldn’t have known.

Holy mackerel!! A family of 4 could live in those clothes.

Oh hello 1996.

I’m on the road so I don’t have access to my yearbook, but my senior portrait is neither good nor bad. It’s just an okay picture. The rest of my senior photo shoot turned out HORRIBLE though. I was so excited to have a bunch of pictures taken that I went with the fanciest shoot- like 30 different poses and 3 outfits…

Anyone who graduated in the 80’s has a massively unfair advantage here.

“he told me the bible says its okay to poop in your hand then eat it but i’m not allowed to read so idk”

“sometimes I take a poop in my hand and then eat it”

Jim Bob is a pig so that's an appropriate comparison. Personally, I've always found Josh's head very potato like.

She looks utterly broken. Like my husband would be disturbed if I started looking at him in such a way.

If I looked at my husband like that he would think I was having a stroke.

I know this is kinda mean, but whatever: Jim Bob has always reminded me of a ham wearing a toupee. There is just something about his face that is so ham-like.

Worse are the evo psych stories that constantly come out. They are all based on 12 undergraduates, yet are presented as definitive proof that this is why all of society is the way that it is.

It’s kind of counterintuitive, but it’s not corporations. It’s lack of money and too many scientists. The cheaters have been given an advantage, and it drives people out of the field who try to be honest. We need more integrity from the journals, who run the most impressive racket in the world. People pay you to write…

naw, it’s crunchy and blue with a touch of velveteen sandiness, and it’s wavy light-up copper kitty - see, nonsense words lol

Sounds like you have a fat personality to me. /s

IIRC Laura Ingalls Wilder (author of Little House on the Prairie) later claimed her family was in the area when the Benders were about their bloody business. Really would have punched those books up.

I have nothing of great value to add here. I just hate PETA with a passion. Their tactics are juvenile. I'm not saying I hate animal welfare activists, just the organization. Sorry if I offend anybody, that's not my intent. But, anyway, fuck fuckity fuck PETA.

Oh so we save the whales and kill the birds?

It’s very Peter Gallagher-esque