I'm a hetero cis male and here's my perspective on attraction. Physical stimulation alone would never be enough for me to attain an erection, not ever. If I don't see, and this is very visual for me, an attractive female that I am or am about to have sex with, then no erection. If I'm masturbating, then I'm either…

I don't believe for a second someone named Mateo said that to him. I feel like someone named Bob or Bill or Andy said that, and Jaden had to make the story sexier by saying the person who said it is "Mateo." Cool, hip, definitely not a Bob.

I too was sort of neutral on Teller. Then I saw Whiplash and I get lady boners for talent. Now I'm his ride-or-die fan (until he does something horrible, then I'll drop him, FAME IS A FICKLE FRIEND!)

I want to listen to an audiobook of Jaden Smith's tweets, narrated uttered by Jaden Smith.

DeMott has apologized, saying he thought those insults were just there, and that he thus felt expected to throw them around.

How the fuck do you even "sing" and EDM song? Is an EDM song even really a "song"?

The real answer is that it's impossible to know Jaden Smith's exact age. Here's the evidence:

I think he's 6 or 7, judging by his twitter account.

Y'all forgot this gem. Shailene is a cool girl.

I know, right? If I have to watch video games, you better let me play too, at the very least. How (as much as I hate this word) desperate would you have to be to sit mute for three hours as he shoots up the popo? It sounds like the kind of thing that girls do with their boyfriends in high school.

Ratings of People Who Should Not Be Allowed A Platform To Communicate:

LITERAL SAME.

I love how he doesn't even want to play a game with her, he wants her to watch him play alone for THREE HOURS. And then somehow magically be horny for him. Good luck, bruh.

Probs some EDM song you wouldn't know Probs some EDM song you wouldn't know Probs some EDM song you wouldn't know

Heteroromatic demisexual cismale checking in. If we really wanted to pile on the adjectives, I am also apigmental [I am rolling my eyes at myself]

I had to look up demi-sexual, and that just sounds like preferring monogamy. That hardly makes someone a sexual minority.

Yes. I feel like this need to embrace a lack of interest in sex as an identity is mostly due to two related myths: that women, as a general rule, want sex just as much as men, and that men, as a general rule, want sex all the time. Neither of these things is true, and I think they really distort our views of what is…

the poster didn't say that it was.

How dare you rob people of their snowflakery

It sounds "relatable" because most of what asexuals describe is just totally normal, average sexual interest and expression. For some reason they decided to borrow a bunch of concepts and terminology from queer usage but — at least from what I have seen — the majority of them aren't really outside the norm.