The family tree now has some Moss on it.

Looks like he’s just on the tip. I don’t think that counts.

“Even when I worked in PC World I would sometimes walk up to people and nip at their shirt. I got in trouble once; someone walked into the PC repair centre and I had part of their dad’s computer in my mouth. But the other staff knew I was like that to everyone. They didn’t find it weird.”

Right? I am all for poking boners playfully! I WILL POKE ALL THE BONERS PLAYFULLY! (when I have permission to be that playful, of course, I am not just going around town with binoculars looking for boners to poke...YET.)

All you old-timer Jezzies be jealous, because I am seeing Lindy on Wednesday night.

You are greatly missed around these parts, Lindy!

Jesus, did someone piss in everyone's cornflakes or something? I think these articles have been pretty interesting and I know plenty of people who are invested in knowing what's going on with this store.

“I can understand why, I’m a hot little blonde with a well-connected family from the Upper East Side of Manhattan. After hours of overanalyzing her hate for me, I’m pretty sure I resemble the girl who stole her high school boyfriend just before prom.” People don’t hate you because you are pretty, they hate you because…

She didn’t have a private FB page. *sniffs* How gauche.

That part infuriated me. I have an aunt with serious bipolar disorder and for her to so nonchalantly dismiss someone that is clearly suffering as a burden just.....I don’t even have words. She has no idea how painful it is for a family when someone has a serious illness like that.

Wow. She’s really terrible in every way. Also, who told her that being blond and skinny makes you hot? Cause homegirl is nothing impressive at first glance and once you read her writing, downright hideous.

Somebody needs to take the internet from me because I’m now reading her article about how everyone she’s ever been a bridesmaid for had terrible fashion sense but all nine of her bridesmaids like the dresses she’s picked out and this is going to be my whole evening now. I can feel it.

Not even. Those fingers are much too large to be the Donald’s.

God, flags don’t even have boobs and somehow he managed to cup the flag’s boobs.

I actually believe her that he doesn’t grope women. First, he’s a notorious germaphobe who doesn’t really even like shaking hands and used to have women he was dating tested for STDs by his personal doctor. Random groping seems a little too fraught with the potential for disease.

The first picture isn’t that bad. I am sure that a lot of men who are excited to be grandpas have wanted to feel the baby kick. If I didn’t know how abhorrent Drumpf was, that picture could be construed as sweet.

I’m not ordinarily one of those crazy jingoistic “RESPECT MAH FLAG” types, but I feel really bad for that flag.

THIS. just cuz he [supposedly] doesn’t regularly sexually assault women doesn’t mean he respects them or should be president.

Let’s also note that not groping women is a really low bar to clear. Even if Trump doesn’t grope women, that’s hardly evidence that he treats women like human beings.

I don’t think it was charcoal, the hut wouldn’t have gone up in flames like that. Seemed more like an oil or something to me seeing how the flames tore the place apart.