For anyone who can’t click...THIS IS MAGNIFICENT.

i kinda want this. i could put it on tables next to me and talk to it.

Have you ever watched Key and Peele? Do you get paid for this? Are you ripping off the review for the Guy Fieri Times Square restaurant? Am I doing it right?

I hope I’m rich enough to afford an invisible chair someday.

Post-it-notes here!

I don't know if love is dead, but I do know it sure is a crazy train..ride.

Fuckin Tubbs, man. I renamed him Fat Bastard.

I actually renamed most of my cats, and so I don’t know who they are according to the real game names.

Tubbs is rude. But the kind of rude you can respect.

Dammit, Tubbs!

Tubbs 5eva

Fucking Tubbs! (yes, I changed his name to that in my cat book)

I think we all know the most reasonable solution: separate restrooms for conservative men.

so fucking creepy. like, beyond creeping me out. trans women? who fucking cares. weirdo white dudes on some misguided agenda . . . well, shit, we know how that story ends.

They’re PUBLIC BATHROOMS FFS.

I would die of irony if one of these conservative douchewaffles was shot by a woman using concealed carry.

That’s what I don’t understand. Do they want bouncers checking ID at every toilet?

Do they really not see how creepy this makes them look? And do they not see that they probably could have done this anywhere because there isn’t security standing in front of the women’s bathrooms?

I've said it before and I'll say it again: we have more reason, statistically speaking, to fear conservative men in bathrooms than trans men and women. Between Larry Craig, Dennis Hastert in the locker room, among others, republican men get up to much seedier shit in a restroom than trans people.

“How DARE you make me feel uncomfortable, black people!”