I don’t know if I’ve ever wanted someone to be president so much in my life. Like, I really wanted Obama to, but for mostly symbolic reasons (from the historicity of being the first African American president to the true power of his rhetoric and ideals... I mean, that “red state/blue state/united states” line STILL…

When I was starting out in architecture a lot of the men wore bow ties so as not to drag the tie across a drawing board. That and the round Corbusier glasses were a common affectation among the profession. Today, with computer drafting there’s no excuse.

So, I skyped with my dad last week and asked him how my Sister is doing. (I live abroad)

Oh this is normal. As someone who lives in Louisville and leaves every Derby week, this is totally normal. Most people are drunk by 10am. School is out for fucking gambling. And these douches arnt even like the rich snotty douches. This is the in field. Meaning they can't afford seats inside of Churchill Downs. This…

see also: she had a miscarriage and was DESTROYED! DESTROYYYYEEED

I found a picture of it! Notice the Payless Dyeables shoes.

I think I would have the smallest modicum of respect for these douches if they stopped pretending to apologize and just OWNED their terribleness, ya know?

so that’s why it’s been a while since he’s rapped at us.

“The Onion’s Jim Anchower Davis said that he’s tired of getting arrested for marijuana.”

It’s patently absurd for either of them to suggest that they’re not part of the “political establishment.” You’re fooling no one guys, your political careers are both old enough to vote at this point.

John Adams: “I must study politics and war, that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy, natural history and naval architecture, in order to give their children a right to study painting, poetry, music, architecture, tapestry, and porcelain.”

“Christmas in Connecticut” and “The Bishop’s Wife” are my favorite classic Christmas movies. They’re funny and a bit sentimental without all the schmaltz of “Miracle on 34th Street” or “It’s a Wonderful Life.”

Shout out to all my fellow Jezzies who read “inexpensive Yankee candles” and thought about how you only get Yankee candles when they're on the clearance endcap at TJ Maxx.

That’s the funny thing... I love math and if I had to spend the rest of my life just doing math problems, I’d be set.

I would like to use this as an opportunity to promote Peaky Blinders on Netflix because it is awesome as fuck. Hardy plays a the head of London’s early 20th century Jewish gangs. I am giddy with excitement every time he is on the screen because he rocks the shit out of the role.