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Drake Bell is a MONUMENTAL asshole. Did we all forget that?
I’m sure Josh is doing his best to stay away from that flaming trainwreck.
Hes like the Lucian Piane of the Breeder world.

According to my privately commissioned and unpublished survey results, 0% of people that are me are interested in either a Christian-themed fun park or a rodent-themed fun park, and 100% of those same people are interested in a gin-themed Netflix-driven weekend at home.

Shut your whore mouth! Giant turkey legs at Disney are my spirit animal!

fewer people in my way at disney parks? good!

Sharks don’t fart. All the methane built up in their stomachs makes them buoyant and explody at the same time.

Is it a tongue? Great whites don’t have those. They have a basihyal, which is stuck to the floor of the mouth and thus can’t be flicked flirtatiously, or in this case, like an airbag.

I take it by the lack of mentioning Sharknado that means Sharknado’s are real and we should be terrified of them.

would wear.

Just think, if Scalise had his way, Griner’s wife would not have been able to immediately visit her in the hospital or inherit her estate if things had turned out even worse.

Counterpoint: The reason Trump and his supporters continue to shit all over us is because that is what they do.

Does... Does the Senator know that the government has tanks? And fighter jets? And explosives? And warships? And submarines? And armor? And...

They already are. Just read any newspaper. They just don’t become national news or there would be no time for anything else.

Shootings have always been a daily part of this nation’s lives... or at least, for the last 50 years or so.

If Katy Perry had the same level of “talent” that she currently possesses but weren’t hot, none of us would know her name.

This. It takes effort to do what they did, especially with so many saying they will fail.

Hell, my suburban white kid school’s class couldnt all get into college. Congrats to Ballou Senior High School Class of 2017!

I don’t want to take anything away from any of these kids…

BTW, since his name has come up, friendly reminder that Steve Scalise is cozy with white terrorist groups.

You don’t know what and where Alexandria is, do you?