Time to close our borders to white men. I’ll self-deport.

I hope Rep. Scalise and all others injured by this lunatic make a full recovery.

Man beheads chicken because he can’t find his cock!

Janey Godley welcoming him on his last visit to Scotland.

This article is honestly kind of strangely written/unclear but the only thing I can think of (legally) is if this was not consensual...hence producer filing as third party. Though this is obviously speculation. Not a lot about this seems to make sense otherwise.

ARE YOU IN MY BRAIN

Thoughts:

please.

What about the discerning woman who doesn’t want something so personal, maybe in the market for a “we’re mostly just friends” massager?

I’m going to be dead honest people - only because it’s internet and you guys would know me if we ran smack into each other in the street.

I’m trying to figure out those attachments. Pencil eraser, pile driver and tealight candle?

I’m already drunk and it’s not even 9am. Who’s the seersucker now?

Yeah I’m alright with her doing whatever the shit she wants with her body, even if it’s something I would not choose to do ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

She’s likely “lost” because she had an abusive, manipulative mother who never treated her as anything other than an asset.

Really? I’m team shut the fuck up, mom.

white people and their names...dont even get me started.

.....Is Topher short for Christopher.....

WHITE PEOPLE ARE SO WEIRD

Yeah, no. Evans is by far the superior Chris. I’m just going to leave this here.

I disagree.

But... Chris Evans may actually be a real life Captain America (the good kind, not the current, evil version).