How many women have you actually talked to that wear burqas??

But that slow motion jump in the air.

Who the fuck wrote this? How could you possibly spin her explanation in such a negative way?

Okay, people seem to not know what playing the system means. It’s not the same as cheating. It’s what you said in that last sentence, “Using the rules of a system in a clever way to gain an advantage.” It’s using the system against itself to achieve a desired outcome. By using it this way, a person could use the…

That is what I meant? Well he gained a fair advantage - he used a system against itself despite what it was designed to do...

Your statement doesn’t make sense. Operating within the system is literally required to play the system.

“Playing the System - Using the rules and procedures meant to protect a system in order, instead, to manipulate the system for a desired outcome.”

Well he failed at winning the popular vote.


But I guess he played the system just like he did with the millions of taxes he avoided paying.

Wahhh this made me so happy. Thanks for bringing your awesomness to the U.S.

You guys have tablets?? My area has the guy look through like six boxes of hard copy voter cards, then someone has to hand write who voted already.

Pittsburgh here -

Please tell me this is just someone stroking my hair and whispering, “It’s all gonna be okay”.

Try living in Pittsburgh and having all radio ads be, “They’re trying to take away your family’s only source of protection. Guns.” or “Hillary Clinton lets terrorists marry your daughters.”

It sounds like a good strength test. Throw that fucker into the deep end.

Don’t even get them started on oxford fucking commas

Can I hire you to just whisper, “Don’t panic. It’s all gonna okay” to me until Nov 9th?

In the fridge? Like me....

I want this on a hat that I shall wear.

“Dear god, the hill men.”

This is 100% a DC thing. The opening line of every dude in Dupont Circle is

I can just see him practicing this line in his head, saying it, then nodding to himself in approval.