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WELP now i can’t even trust hangers-on.

Gawd that girl was so smart to get knocked up by a 1D.

I hope she’s already pregnant with Twins and she names them South and East. #DreamBigger

You’re basically trapped. But also I met that same boyfriend on Tinder. Double also, I went from making out with swim team members to sitting in the corner seeing who thought I was pretty on Tinder during last call.

What I’m saying - Use Tinder as it was meant to be used, seeing who thinks you’re pretty without

I have no idea how to delete my Tinder profile. I deleted the app and logged out, but I still get my boyfriend’s friends telling him I’m on Tinder 3 yrs after my last log in.

So. Mayhaps this?

Bwaha while JAX snorts a line in the corner like “WHAA”

Def not. I mean I don’t think they’re a good match and she should be smart enough to realize she’s trying to change him too much.

110% - He probably has one and is just boss at blending.

Well, at least she has pretty. Katie totally already cheated on Tom, they both cheated on each other and had that outside chat fight this season.

This would explain 100% of how she acts

Agreed - Ah I thought she was bragging about her big butt in the video. She was not.

Ugh the UTI that thing would give.

Mhm mhm *scribbles names down in Lisa Frank notebook*

And now I’m picturing the boys sitting in front of the mirror, slowly adding 2 inch extensions.

Stories please.

I’m not super impressed by her butt. Maybe it’s because it’s a straight-on shot.

And yet she had to peer pressure him into proposing.

Questions:

Tried one on my 25 yr old DDDs. Nope. Also they make your nipple look like burnt pepperoni during Peel Off.

All hail Davos. First, second, and third dragon head, king of the badasses who may be mermen, breaker of boring Stannis cannons, and only one not to get laid