I approve of this fake wedding.

And you know what I just found out. ROBERT FRICKING DALTREY was the one that called to complain during the incident at the Mark Hotel in 1994 with Kate Moss. Can you believe busting through Daltrey’s level of tolerance?

The cops not finding evidence doesn’t mean they are crooked. It means that bruises don’t always show up right away.

It's entirely possible that he never hit Vanessa and did hit Amber. It's also possible he didn't hit either one, but. Just, from personal experience, my dad was extremely abusive to his first two wives and has never raised a hand to the third one, in over 20 years. Sobriety being at least one factor. I find it weird…

Yeah, because they are on Depp’s payroll, not Heard’s. So if they came out in defense of Heard, there would be no money motivating them.

2. Then wasn’t there the police report that said there were no signs of abuse that evening

It’s telling how the woman in her mid-20ies is a homewrecker, while the poor, naive man twice her age and life experience was just an easy mark to exploit and blackmail.

And there’s almost never a payout because men know they can get away with it. Like, where is that sweet rape/DV money I keep hearing about?

Of course Gwen didn’t say yes. BECAUSE YOU CAN’T GET REAL MARRIED TO YOUR FAKE BOYFRIEND, psh I thought everyone knew this.

I'm sure they are objective volunteer security guards.

Security guards on the Depp payroll, I'm assuming. Okay.