I have also discovered that by not going outside I have greatly diminished my need for sunscreen. It really is a win, win situation.

I’m an immigration attorney. I’ve had this fight with EOIR judges a few times. One time my 4 year old client was too scared to enter the court room. The judge insisted that the child come in and face her. I had to carry the child in (at this point he had calmed down but was still terrified and shaking). I told the…

I have no idea what’s going on anymore. I haven’t given up, and never will, but this shit is really weird.

Who’s really the absolute worst one? Because that’s who he’ll pick. I’d bet every dime I have.

Maybe the police should also remind people to not rape/murder people? Just sayin’

No matter how a man murders us, it’s our own faults.

It used to be that crashes and deaths caused by driving while drunk was just considered a part of the inherent risk of driving. People drive; people drink; sometimes bad things happen. Such is life. It took a concerted effort of pissed of moms of dead kids to say that conceptualization was fucked up and it’s not only…

The media may be reporting that, but people in this area are not buying it. My whole office has nothing but contempt for the shooter’s family trying to play like he is a victim. Most people want the father arrested too- for failing to secure his firearms. People are pissed.

Great writing.

Nothing Avril Lavigne does will ever be as morbidly fascinating as marrying Chad Kroeger.

I got you.

Early reports not looking good? No shit, fuckface.

Yes God bless all, because there is nothing else no one can do!!!!!!

Hey, when you write a review that contains plot twists and spoilers, can you please put that at the top? I don’t expect all reviews to give away the plot, so I was merrily reading along and - ploink - there was a major plot twist reveal. Please spare others the same disappointment and put a spoiler alert up at the…

rewriting geography and erasing history, swell

There was no reason to move the embassy except for Trump to wave his dick around to excite the Christian Dominionists and far-right Jews, piss off the Islamic world, and give Bibi a reach-around.

Fuuuuck, today is rough. Last summer my dad shot my mother and then himself. This is my first year without her. We were having a rare fight and hadn’t spoken in 5 days and the last text I have from her is “I guess I’m not supposed to have feelings.” All I want to do today is hug her again. Just for one minute. And…

With Kanye you shouldn’t call it a boycott. That will just feed into his persecution complex. For Kanye I really like the “mute” wording. I’m not boycotting you. I’ve just forgotten you exist completely.

To me, Drake seems like the “nice guy” who is super nice and sweet and “there for you” and all that stuff, but as soon as he realizes he’s not going to “get” you becomes a total asshole. That’s the vibe I get from our beloved Degrassi alumni. :(

I am legit sadder about this than Barbara Bush.