But then you’d just end up with a Brontësaurus. 

Even if this was the meal she had prepared, do you know how much it costs to feed 1000 people for a period of several days. much less weeks? Not just in materials (which are always more expensive on an island) but also in labor? Even if each meal cost $1 per person all-in, and they ate only two meals a day, you’d blow…

I doubt Ja Rule donated anything. I imagine his lawyers have strongly advised him against paying out any money to any one creditor of the festival, lest more come knocking.

Let me start by saying, kindly, fuck you.

Kavanaugh is acting like an insane dictator. When they asked about delaying, he said he’s waited his entire life for this. He honestly thinks he was born to become SCJ. People should be extremely concerned, not just because he’s a sex offender, but because he is batshit insane. His outburst proved it, and his “waited…

I wish I can say that I’m surprised, but I’m not.

She reminds me a bit of one of those all-in-one griddle/coffee pot/toaster oven pieces you used to see in Sky Mall magazines (come back Sky Mall!) in that she’s got all the components of something you had high hopes for regarding usefulness, but just ended up being an ineffective piece of equipment that you never used…

“Bow to the daddy”

OMG shut the hell up Sammy. She needs to be repeatedly slapped.

The only way to get Samantha Markle and her ilk to shut the fuck up is for everyone to stop paying attention to them.

Loved To Die For, but man is this lady white white white. I’m not judging her decision to write about Salinger (creepy, overhyped, motherfucker) or her decision to give up her adopted children (which was probably for the best given her feelings); it’s the sense of privilege that comes with believing everyone certainly…

God help us if Maynard and Lena Dunham ever decide to collaborate.  

Steve Jobs was also a cunt, let’s not forget. CEO worship literally embodies everything that is wrong with late-stage capitalism.

Holmes is about due for a political appointment in the Trump administration, isn’t she?  Head of the FDA maybe? 

What a time we live in. A reality star who did an amateur porno is getting a reality star president who slept with a porn star to grant pardons. And I actually am glad to see it happening because there's a massive need for reform. And I have a strong suspicion he will sign it, not because of any merit, but because…

I’m glad she using her platform in this way, but also

She lied to him and said the kid was full of shit and just trying to extort money but then he saw that picture and realized he had been paying off a rape victim and that sent him over the edge.

I don’t know....those text messages sent to Rain Dove where she admitted she had sex with him. The fact that she tried to justify it because she was in a relationship at 17 with a 33 year old. The fact that she’s now pinning the payout on the dead guy who can’t really defend himself. The fact that she’s using the same…

I have two theories: 1) she never asked to be brought into this case and wants to distance herself from it 2) she doesn’t want to harm Kesha’s arguments by making it look like she lied or made up an accusation. 

7. She goes to a Halloween party in blackface, and is shot by a cop who pulls her over for driving while black.