I need at least two drinks to even think about GOING to a party.

This is good advice. But it is hard to follow. Especially since I love drinks 3 and 4 most of all.

we should just build a wall and get the mosquitos to pay for it.

And just in case the mosquitoes are feeling constricted in their ability to cross borders, there’s a handy-dandy little event coming up in Brazil at which they can bite people from every corner of the globe, sending them home infected to infect others, get bitten by their local mosquitoes, etc. Yippee! What could go…

Jesus Christ we live in a dystopia.

how do you die by gun without it being gun violence?

I wonder if there will be thoughts and/or prayers offered up.

Yes to the “jumping out of their skins”. I once had a co worker tell me “You’re so calm, and thoughtful. I wish I could be that way” I told her “Thank you, but sometimes on the inside I’m just...screaming.” She gave me a long look, and told me “Everyone is screaming on the inside”.

Not just that, but how about those of us in the real world? I have bills, two kids, medical issues and a job I need to keep. Can’t exactly fit all THAT in a hipster backpack, can I.

I would love to read a story about how someone is dealing w/ their life issues w/o packing up and travelling to ‘find themselves’.

I do - FUCK THE NRA

It would be horribly tragic if my ability to protect myself or my family were to be taken away, but that’s exactly what Democrats are determined to do by banning semi-automatic handguns.

My anger had been slowly building all week since reading the Stanford victim statement, peaked with the news of yet another young woman being murdered, and then crossed over into deep sadness yesterday. My heart can’t take it. I’m right there with you openly crying.

Well shucks, guess we can’t make fun of Adam Levine today. Good for you bruh!

In the dark. As they rode by. They see the activity behind the dumpster. Something seems wrong about it to them. They turn back to investigate. They intervene. They call for help. They hold the perpetrator until the authorities arrive. They provide eyewitness testimony. They don’t seek the limelight, in fact they shun…

She really should just stop.

True. But he did sentence a rapist to 1/4 of the recommended minimum sentence because he didn’t think the fact that he raped someone should have a negative effect on his life. He did make it crystal clear, not just to the victim of this rape but to rape victims everywhere, that he holds rapists in considerably higher…

You know, his father is right. We do need to have a discussion about alcohol and campus culture.

Shit, this breaks my heart.

You know how you read things, and you just know that whoever came up with them is on crack? This is one of those times.