I mean it’s clear to anyone with an ounce of gray matter that the police is essential to any society, and police will need cars to do their jobs. There should be no controversy at this.

I would assume that the “possession of tools” charge is about them having those tools with them in a public space with the proven intent to commit vandalism or graffiti.

White people confuse me.

Martha McSally is going to be remembered as one of the biggest fails in Senate history. There hasn’t been a Democratic Senator from Arizona in 25 years, until Krysten Sinema beat McSally outright in 2018. Then Doug Ducey tried to make her feel like notaloser by giving her John Kyle’s old seat, and now Mark Kelly is…

Be honest, you’re not mad that there’s “politics” on Jalopnik, you’re mad because there’s politics you don’t agree with on Jalopnik.

STFU. And then STFU again. Fucking idiot.

I mean, Trump’s spent the vast majority of Jr’s life having no contact with him. I’d be surprised if this were any different.

And another May tweet from Adams read: “Don’t shut down the universities. Shut down the non essential majors. Like Women’s Studies.”

We stayed at home. We lost jobs. We lost family members, who we couldn’t say goodbye to. Many of us are suffering from anxiety, depression, PTSD. There are repercussions to the first 6 months of 2020 and the coronavirus that will echo through the century and there is a population of selfishly stupid people out there…

Republican have changed their tune now that the virus is killing their own voters. They kept their fingers crossed that it would stay in the more densely-populated costal states and they could gaslight everyone through it. Now that’s it’s in the red states and spreading like wildfire they are trying to backtrack. The…

I’m sorry, is it common to eat fajitas with cheese in Texas? Am I eating fajitas wrong?

asserting that while Wyoming has a smaller population, it has a greater right because it’s a “well-rounded working-class state.”

NASCAR’s response of how that noose has been there since November doesn’t really help their cause. All it proves that it wasn’t put there as a response to Bubba Wallace’s Black Lives Matter car and the banning of the confederate flag. It does prove that there is entrenched racism in NASCAR.

From the local paper:

That comparison is highly offensive to both the Amish community and the Werewolf community.

You know who agrees with you?

The repubs, didn’t make fuss on the fact that their President cheat on his pregnant wife with a pornstar who he paid for the act.

All Cops Are Baristas

It’s not a ‘normal’ tampon, it’s a new-age, all natural Cherokee Hair Tampon, obviously 

Excellent work. There is no way that’s a tampon. How come no one consults tampon wearers before this shit goes viral?