For 750 bones I hope they changed your muffler bearings too.

They were originally going to call it Quattro formaggio, but the marketing gurus thought that name sounded cheesy. 

Do you know where you are and what you are asking of the readers

Interesting fact: ‘Quattroporte’ means ‘Fourporte’ in Italian.

Oh hi, Kathryn Lynn Davis. Glad you could make it to the comments section.

WOW, you are your own follower - kind of self-indulgent.

She keeps a specific dollop of mayo in the fridge in her dressing room that the stylists use for reference before every show.

Well, if she stopped talking for the rest of the show, people might forget that she, John McCain’s daughter, is the daughter of John McCain.

“I won’t talk the rest of the show,” Meghan murmured, McCainly.

...never use a debit card.  Good advice in all situations.

Can we all collectively agree to officially call it the “PedoGuy Truck” from now on??

“I was just goofin’ around herpa derp! I got kids and a wife derpa herp!”

Dammit, you chucklefuck, your intentions were perfectly clear. You wanted to hurt and embarrass a total stranger because some stray gross impulse darted across your lizard brain and being a white male, you never even thought to resist or question it. You honestly expected her to find that funny or at least “laugh it…

“Tommy is a loving husband and father.”

he, “did not act with any criminal intentions”

I check it every day and I haven’t seen anything like this. I also checked the comments you’ve made in the short time that you’ve had your account and they appear to be overwhelmingly of the Concern Troll variety.

I’d settle for a food site that could tell me what to do with Herbs…

I really wish there was some sort of sports and politics combo to discuss this madness further! Or one take on it on the sports page, and another on the politics page!

I've never wanted to work anywhere so much in my whole life! 

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