to gay men, they are the object of affection and can be very attractive.

I’d print it out and add it to birthday cards to all the dumb fucks in my family that voted for this scumbag. Actions have repercussions and now you can celebrate alone with heir cheeto-dick.

that’s objectively false. Steel output per employee is over 5x what it was at its peak 30 years ago, so the jobs added would pale in comparison to the jobs lost due to overseas compensation.

“Where we’re going, we don’t need coffee beans.”

the fact he needs his daughter to remind him to not be a piece of shit speaks volumes.

shtick of sorts.

It sounds like they really need shitholes.

what would be the grounds for the lawsuit? Defamation? Libel?

+1 for publix subs

I suppose its good that you’re not on their payroll.

I read this entire article in the voice of David Lee Roth.

Somehow I feel like its going to be a juicer with goggles. 

MAGA is all over this.

hell no, in 6'3" and the moment that damn bell goes off im standing with my head perched next to the damn life raft, helping people with luggage along the way as long as i get off the flight ASAP. Ill carry your luggage grandma, as long as you deboard with haste.

fuck mount olive. Pickles should be green not shades of old olives on a mountain.

How about anything regarding “Chicago”

Lazy rivers have no finish line.

BUT KILLARY WAS GONNA TAKE OUR GUNS AWAY

This is why we need police snipers everywhere.

I spit out my coffee. +1