i just juggle balls.... With my mouth. Darts seem dangerous.  

you say leagues could survive on a smaller budget? The hell you say. Where did you get this special magic marijuana and where can i obtain it.

golden parachutes are really expensive.

no because it matters and isn’t russian fake news. If you want to be blind to the obvious read the sports section of infowars.

it’s almost as if they don’t care about people who make less than they do.

or doesnt.

Can you juice a potato?

If you or your neighbors have cats, DONT BUY A BIRD FEEDER. So... Many... Dead... Birds...

AM I THE ONLY ONE THAT CALLS THEM YARTS?

Jorts = Jean-Shorts

Hes going... to get... us all... killed...

“Fly the Friendly Skies”

you could just ask Cortana. She’ll tell you.

Everyman becomes Florida Man when you come to Florida.

AN ILLUSION, MUSTARD! Gob really did steal the boat and end up down in Portugal.

So I have been thinking a lot about being smart, or dumb for that matter. It reminded me of a story I read recently of a businessman prosecuted for doing business in a pretty bad part of the world in terms of corruption. The court found him guilty for the crime and noted that his “conscious avoidance”, in fact,…

So I have been thinking a lot about being smart, or dumb for that matter. It reminded me of a story I read recently of a businessman prosecuted for doing business in a pretty bad part of the world in terms of corruption. The court found him guilty for the crime and noted that his “conscious avoidance”, in fact,…

“The Demon is the first-ever factory production car to have an After-Run Chiller”

One of those 2nd Amendment people?

Who would have ever guessed that a bunch of billionaires would profit from poor people (Lyft and Uber) fighting each other in America?

Who would have ever guessed that a bunch of billionaires would profit from poor people (Left and Right) fighting each other in America?