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faith takes precedence for an individual, nit the flight as a whole. Its not their airplane, nor their personal airline. If you don't like your seat please wait for the next plane.

another reason to stay away from WalMart

Vaccines.

i wish you peace and forgiveness.

Especially sons of Vikings.

again. Seriously. That didn't happen. Take backsies dont work with cops when you try to take their gun.

But the shop owner is a minority and he's the real victim here..

Live with Kim? Nah this poor as hell orphanage is just fine for me.

The ump was probably gay.

I 100% a durrrr durrrr dur dur durrrr. I read a brief history of time when I was maybe a little younger than this kid, but I dont think I ever sounded so seriously vacant between the ears. I'm sure I did though. Maybe we should give the kid a break and hope he (and she) both get a proper education.

is that a garbage bag that she's standing in? Because that would be art.

well lets certainly hope it doesn't come to that.

he may not agree with evolution, but someone is certainly devolved.

well doy (or is it doyeee), being gay is a choice. No medical test can define it. :P

IN THAT STATE. Like vagina's are cool and all, but thats the one time that we might not be impressed or bemused by its function or durability. Like a lady goatse.

I dont think I will ever need to look at facebook ever again.

As a man, congress has taught me that I'm the only person that should be making decisions on how women should be using their bodies.

250,000 people died in auto accidents in India in 2011 alone?

a seal once told me garnish was for pussies like Osama.