Correction: The New Mexico State Auditor is Tim Keller, not Tim Kelly.

Is anyone able to look up his court records in Tennessee and/or Connecticut? I’m going to guess he has at least two arrests for DUI and one-to-three domestic violence charges.

I’ll take Adam Jones over Derek Jeter any day.

As a former intern at the SID office at a Division I university (early 2000s), I second your comment. I had to live in a major city on $1,000 a month for 10 months with no benefits—not even a school-issued email address. We had to work 50-60 hours a week. They still expected a 40-hour work week in addition to…

Jackie Robinson first played in the majors in 1947, not 1945. Also, it is important to note that there was not an official rule barring Blacks from playing Major League Baseball but rather a gentleman’s agreement among owners.

To be fair, isn’t that how every other player on the WTA Tour shakes hands with Maria Sharapova? I’ve always been under the impression that Sharapova doesn’t have a friend on tour.

Should “jerseys” be “injuries” in the first sentence?

This is actually a cowardly thing. He’s eating pre-packaged guacamole. That stuff is disgusting.

Why don’t you just tell everyone that you kissed a girl who drank alcohol?

How often did his kids get in trouble?

Most college students cast their votes in their home districts, not in the districts where they attend college.

+1 for joy in Mudville.