...Who?

What other voice would you read it in?

Kendra looks sleek af.

VERGARA: ...she was struggling and suffering... I enjoyed this.

This is one of the most oddly cast movies of all time.

Anyone else read Sofia’s quotes in her voice?

Waitwaitwaitwait. There's a REAL Miss United States?!

not to mention the sunglasses strap. sir, you are neither old enough nor young enough to need to wear this accessory.

I was so relieved to get through the whole parade of celebrities and not see one single Kardashian!

8. Beachy waves

i like being near the ocean, just not going inside of it.

I love the ocean and that movie is so fucking scary it almost ruined it for me. Mother Nature, what a bitch.

And let that be yet another lesson in this basic principle:

i will never see it because the ocean and i already have a pretty contentious relationship

those rogue river waves will getcha like they got George Clooney in the perfect storm

I like IKEA. I don’t find it stressful or temper-fraying. I enjoy building the furniture; I have assembled furniture for my friends, even, because it’s fun. Snobs and haters can go suck on a FINANSIELL.

2 words: spin. pins. your hair life/bun game will never be the same.

Oooh have you tried spiral pins? I’ve never been able to put my hair in a bun, but I got a pair of these in a gift set at christmas and my life hasn’t been the same since.

I would so much rather be chunky than hungry and miserable.