"P.S. fuck you, because I just manufactured an entire person." This

I think it's worth pointing out that this is a very minute problem in our house. There's zero legitimacy to the mention of divorce.

I have 32K’s, which means I have the boob, but not the rib cage, and have to alter my tees. Nothing looks so fantastic as text that wraps around my back!

Oh, sister! I love dresses, but the fetishized cherry-print victory-roll pinup girl is just not for me...and I feel like it has become a shorthand for “acceptable fatness”.

Oh god, the Bedazzled ass pockets. MY ASS GETS ALL KINDS OF ATTENTION ON ITS OWN, THANKS.

This purple thing is definitely . . . well, it’s definitely a thing. It looks sort of like someone made a bathrobe out of a towel and a shower curtain.

I worked at Lane Bryant during my summer college breaks, and was consistently one of the best sellers they had. People would come in looking for a shirt and I’d send em out with new wardrobes. It was hard as hell, though. Trying to put together anything resembling fashion at Lane Bryant feels like when Christina…

Nothing makes my FF cups look great like plastic-y shimmery letters stretched across them.

I feel like Lane Bryant almost single-handedly created and assigned a style to plus size women...one that very few of us actually want.

All of their tee shirts have this kind of bullshit on them. CAN I JUST HAVE A PLAIN BLACK TEE SHIRT?

13 people like this divorce

For those who don't know who Trevor Noah is, a gift from his stand up. I say Comedy Central made a good choice here.

Awww poor thing I feel her I was upset yesterday but I am an adult now so I wasn't freaking out like I did when NSYNC split up now that was jacked up I was 13 and there was many tears

This is inzayn.

She looks like an extra from Hook

We do tolerate it. She got yelled at, not jailed. She has to tolerate our criticisms too, because that whole free society thing works both ways.

I bought into that whole "trust your body to fulfill its primal biological destiny" thing and ended up having a failed natural home birth after three days of back labor that ended in a hospital transfer and unwanted cesarean. Yeah, most pregnancies can end in an unmedicated vaginal birth if that's what mom wants but…

Real talk: I had a step-relative in small-town Arkansas who showed me pictures she took in class. They had put on some kind of skit where they were all characters from The Voice. And this relative was...Cee Lo Green. I looked at the pictures, and my mouth fell open. She was in full blackface. I asked if her teacher…

yes, holy shit, the chemtrails post.