How we deal with celebrity pregnancies or possible pregnancies: "OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT this celebrity touched her stomach she is obviously pregnant! The baby is due on May 14, 2015 and it shall be named Sanford if it's a boy and Archipelago if it's a girl! And her husband is NOT THE FATHER! Let's speculate about who is!…

Rearrange those words a bit and *presto* you're a serial killer in the making!

I like this picture because it looks like what I imagine Justin Timberlake's reaction was when he found out this news.

I'm guessing the accent couldn't print over the "e" of "lame" 'cause clearly you mean lame as "Lah-may" ... ooooo! Gold lah-may power suits!

The irony!

Who gives a flying fuck? Me. You don't get to throw dirty looks my way if I'm sitting on a plane or eating in a restaurant where I have every right to be. You don't get to fetishize me. You don't get to treat me like a fuckdoll behind closed doors and pretend you don't know me around your friends and expect a pat on…

I think it's great if you're able to do that! However, that's easier said than done for a lot of people who've been raised in the toxic swamp that is our culture. I also like lunch, and I am also good at giving head, but those are not the only two facts that matter about me, and I don't like garbage pop culture…

I genuinely don't have a body type preference other than preferring tall men, as I am tall myself. Consequently, I've dated men of literally all shapes and people always would act so surprised when those shapes corresponded to "traditionally attractive guy". In particular, I briefly dated this GORGEOUS soccer player…

I dunno, I could compare myself to a Ruben sandwich — big, delicious, saucy, and kind of a mess to deal with.

Also, anyone who refers to themselves as a "chubby chaser" can die in a fire.

Ugh... how I hate men who are all I love thick girls! You are the best at sucking cock.

"I am a X man and I see that you have X. Commence sex Y/N?"

As a fat woman, I cannot get behind this term, because it always seems so porn specific. Any man who calls me a BBW makes me feel immediately fetishized, and it's not good, even if it does mean that they totes want to bone me...because I just feel like a mere body there to fulfill the things they've fantasized about.

So ready for dudes to realize that "Hey ladies, I'd fuck you!" is not actually the panacea they think it is.

It's good to have thoughts.

I hate to bring you out of the greys for this, but a), we have a 70-character headline limit, meaning it would be tough for me to add something like, "Update: Probably Not" and b), re-editing the headline or re-writing the entire post would be misleading. I've added the new information as it's become available.…

I don't know...I'm more impressed with Cowboy Hat. If only everyone responded to douchebags with a hearty "You're not doing that shit, motherfucker."

the Minotaur, hands down. And any centaur. Forgive me, my friends.