Can’t tell you how many text messages I exchanged with friends seriously worrying about the health of a person I have never met and will likely never meet.

“In no way am I saying this is her fault, but here’s how it’s her fault.”

Please, go on..

RIP. I think there should be a moment of silence in honor of Dennis tomorrow at every NFL game. He defined inspirational.

Well you can’t blame them. Most of their bootstraps were probably lost in the storm.

I watched a documentary several years before Katrina hit that predicted that very scenario. It said the levees could easily fail even in a cat 3 hurricane and that NO was basically in the bottom of a bowl surrounded by the Mississippi River and Lake Ponchartrain which would all fill up.

They should have called it Hurricane Thanks Obama.

I was heartened by how many of the responses encouraged him to go stand on the beach and test out his theory.

They could have at least got Kluwe to autograph an old jock strap he used in a game as the prize.

Diner: “Can I have the double bacon cheeseburger, fries, beer and the injured player walk-through special please.”

Waiter: “Would you like the special teams player injury or can I interest you in upgrading to a starter?”

About ten years ago, my wife and I started going to a new church that had some members who had been around since the church had started 30 years before that. A couple months later, an older woman who was a pillar of the church passed away. Obviously, everyone in the church wanted to attend the funeral but, since we…

This was the play that got Saints fans the hardest last year. Don’t believe me:

Just like the ladies that launched themselves at Darren Sharper?

Don’t fall into the trap of assuming your side has the “correct” position on every issue. I’m thrilled that Scalia is off the court, but he may well have backed Apple in this case.

Not really the same thing, though. I used to work (or rather, volunteer) concessions as a teenager at a local sports venue with my church. We understood going in to it that we were doing it as a fundraiser for our youth group, though. I don't see it as any way analogous to this situation because we were not…

Whatevs. Last week I went outside, walked to bus stop, bus pulled up with no waiting. I got off that bus, walked to transfer bus stop, bus pulled up with no waiting.

I remember she posted something about 'get diabetes, now' re: pinterest food porn, I made a comment about why we still use diabetes as a punchline, and 30 stars later it was still grayed out. It's not like it was a personal attack, just questioning word choice and taste, but she can't seem to take criticism very well.

Dr. Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. There's a serious problem in business class.

+1 This is the fucking essence right here.