I caught the reference about turtle painting in Florida. I too, am a Hiassen reader.

It should be noted that Randy has remained quiet on the significance of the turtle painting.

There is one reason I would buy this guy a beer, and it rings, hopefully, true with Jalops everywhere:

Living nightmare is more like it.

Reminds me of the time my wife came home from work in Oklahoma, and I had her $500 down comforter on my Corvette because it started hailing and I didn’t have a garage in the apt. we temporarily lived in. She was not in the least bit impressed! To this day I still get grief from that decision.

Infiniti.

Yes?

3 things I would like to note:

Bet you’re fun at parties.

Settle down Pauly.

My motorcycle lives in my living room. I’m also single. Coincidence? Probably not.

Wait wait wait you have furniture that goes in the kitchen? Now I’m really confused. I mean appliances yes but furniture?

A less successful effort.

Not really, I just didnt put any furniture in it.

Looks better than every decoration my wife did on our living room.

There were a few others who had the same thought. A woman (@sofiandreaa on twitter) with a Toyota Vensa. It’s a lot better than leaving it out in the storm.

Now that’s my kind of guy! Why? Because he eats Cheerios.