Obama hates white people. Emails!

Downthread. This comment had the most likes in American history! All other comments are downthread of this one. Why won't mainstream media report the 2 million likes on this comment?

Takedown of Taylor Swift? Sound like my kind of thing. Donald Trump had the best music video of all time. Why won't the Hollywood elites at the Grammy's recognize that?

I was thinking Kanye wearing Kellyanne's Minnie Mouse outfit from the inauguration, but that works too.

Fake news! They didn't even put me on their top 5 rapping political consultants of the decade listicle!

My beautiful dark twisted paycheck. Mama needs a new kitchen.

Actually, this account was an original idea from Mr. Trump. You're just afraid of his brilliant business acumen. Now if you would just forward the url of this nonexistent so-called comment threat to the NSA - they need it for . . . ahem, clerical purposes.

I prefer to think of myself as more of a Gul'dan, actually. We have so much in common, like literally selling our souls to demons.

Imma let you finish, A.V. Club, but Hillary Clinton pulled the greatest public misinformation of all time with her Bosnian tarmac comments. Also, I think the real question is why aren't we talking about her emails?

I got it! It's mine! Muahahahahahaha.