There is a fat kid I punched in the face deep down inside me that wants this and all your chocolate milk. Why can't she have the chocolate milk mom? WHY?

I didn't see this until after I posted. You and I are meant to be.

All the things in Auntie Mame.

All these people have horrible knee problems today. Poor bastards.

I KNOW!

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I think the awareness of a partner concerning breast (or testicle) health makes these parts less sexualized. It makes them another thing that needs to be taken care of. Yes men love breasts, so do women and if a man were to actively learn to give a breast exam that has taken that part of the body and make it more than…

I had a marketing class in college where there was an assignment to create a public awareness campaign for cancer (groups were assigned their type) and my group got breast. Our idea was to do the ads from a man's perspective. A young bloke saying how much he loved when his girl did self exams and how he's reading up…

Yes. Yes there is. Buy they're from J.Crew! They're skinnnny. And comfortable. And have a nacho cheese stain on the knee because I know how to live.

Wait, so I wan't supposed to be wearing sweat shirts all these years? Only now it's okay? I wear sweat pants. Is this okay?

I eloped and big part of me thinks "disney theme wedding extravaganza!" would be the best thing ever for my 10 year anniversary.

These are actual reasons. The diamond market is supply and demand and there has been an increased demand for diamond especially in places like China. Of course that demand is partially driven by massive marketing campaigns by companies like De Beers. So basically this announcement is them saying "hey, our marketing…

It's gonna happen! Finally they're so gonna bone!

And in the height of the Abercrombie days. I can't decide if we had it better because no selfies or if kids now have it better because embracing of the alternative.

This is what every bro-dude lacrosse player I went to camp with aspired to look like. Man if I didn't fall for every one of them.

Time to drag this ol' thing out.

So, orgasm sound in a rain storm i'm shampooing in, but it's in the desert so, scenery?