Just finished a thanksgiving meal and am now packing with husband for our move this sunday.

Well it is.

In the words of my lawyer mother (given to me in a talk that came sooner in life than the sex talk) the only words out of your mouth if a cop ever talks to you is "I wish to speak to my attorney. And not another word"

This is pretty similar to what it's like to go from fat to thin in high school. You're the same but everyone's feeling toward you change completely.

Oh pot.

He is not all there. There is something up with him mentally that I can't put my finger on (because I've never met him) but there is something there.

I find these guys appealing.

Find some help. The good thing about a group is having the accountability. I'm also an atheist and have dealt with addiction issues. What I didn't like about AA was the idea of saying I was powerless to anything. I found an excellent support group and a sponsor and made a page of boxes that I colored in for each hour…

Hey now, now now. Not a soul could top Mommie and her gaze for Ronnie. And we can make fun of her but in all likelihood she ran the country for about two years and was basically our first woman president.

It can really only end in tragedy for this girl.

I should add that I've never managed to watch an entire minute of any of the early Stodden interviews because it was just TOO uncomfortable. The faces, the butchery of the english language, the everything.

Okay so this gif is amazing.

Now if only should could shake that fame hungry mother who allowed the marriage to happen in the first place.

THANK GOD we'll have videos of the Stodden's skeev face forever. Whenever I need to feel uncomfortable and recoil I know where to go.

Oh and another.

You're not going to believe me, but this is true and my former roommate Jenny will confirm. I'll keep it short.

JOINING!

Nothing says taste and class like a bar globe. NOTHING.

Wasn't this coat in Coming to America?

Oh yeah, he is not joking about being 39. That is the truth. His real age.