It's Goodman. He is finally receiving on mass the treasure status I have held for him since Roseanne.

Everyone talks about this mystical place called "young and carefree" in which short shorts are worn and bikinis were tiny.

Word!

This was my first thought!

I was a nanny for about a decade and can say officially that if you want kids but don't want to spend the money be a nanny! I get all the love, I'm not concerned about being a lonely old lady when my husband dies (statistics say he will first), and get to see my quirks in the kids I cared for. PLUS, I got all the…

My husband is an 8th cherokee (but looks sweedish all blonde and pale) and has never used any of the benefits associated with that status because he doesn't need them. Don't get him started on people claiming native status and benefiting. The unholy speech goes something along the lines of "natives have to take it…

Yeah. He was commenting on how the nightmare of those who are a bit racist (even if they don't know/acknowledge it) is to have a kid who doesn't really notice race and a neighbor upon which that kid's affections can be placed.

sur la table. I'd rather williams and sonoma, they have more cook books.

The only people still investing themselves in PeTA are uninformed animal lovers who don't take the time to actually read PeTAs mission statement.

I have a side job at a fancy kitchen store for the discount right now, and knowing that I can leave whenever I finish purchasing the things I want is amazing. Elective work is the best kind.

It's really unfortunate because I look back very fondly on living in an adorable but wretched little house with no heat or air, but we painted the walls bright colors and rented a cheap piano. The house was built in the 30s and the floors slanted so that if you were to place a ball in the middle of the living room it…

Done and done.

Why does it have to be about sex at all? A major milestone in my life was honestly when I realized I had enough disposable income to buy socks and underwear when I wanted them and not have to wait until things were falling apart to spend the little cash I had.

Okay, yes, that was shitty. Horrible person. I eloped to avoid the costs that I could not afford with a wedding.

I'm going to be the asshole here and say it would have been nice if they had not lit her white.

My husband and I eloped almost 5 years ago. In those 5 years I have experienced the bummer truth that my career will take a backseat to my husbands. But for me marriage to him is worth it.

Hanging out on that hill has to be the most California teen is boredtastic image ever.

Oh, I like this.

Here's a rage inducing item. I had scheduled an appointment to get genetic testing before the Jolie came out and when I went in to have the work done (two days post Jolie) the tech was all snide implying that I was there to be like a celebrity.