I once wrote a note to my college roommate that went something like: just letting you know, I used the last of your conditioner for my shower. I know it's really expensive and you were probably going to use it before going out this weekend. Really sorry, my hair was so dry and that stuff so rich.

I'm just pleased he's wearing some sort of ear protection. Hat's off to that.

Guess what? I'm a liberal in many ways. I am well educated, live in a liberal part of the country in a state (california) that rarely moves forward on executions. That all said, I believe that when a persons life has been taken from them, which is most certainly the case in the three women, and that when a person…

So a man can rape, kidnap, starve, torture, and more, three young women. But none of that is enough for the death penalty. For the death penalty you need a murder.

I grew up in Colorado but went to college in Oklahoma for undergrad. I remember when summer came and I heard this strange noise and was like "yes Satan?" and my roommate explained that the sound was the cicadas.

I KNOW!

I just really wish HBO or someone cable would pick it up, keep everything the same, but give it space to develop.

If NBC keeps this going but cancels Hannibal I will have a FIT.

Instead of doing this, I ordered her custom signed cookbook off of goop. Personalized inscription: Bitch, you cook good! Gwyneth Paltrow.

If the cookbook signing is actually in her own blood, then okay.

It's okay. I don't think anyone could accuse you of being limited in your thinking. You asked the question and that says everything.

I see this decision, and this decision to publicize it as being very empowered. I come a long line of breast cancer survivor and victims (I don't like that wording but there it is.)

Women are told that our breasts are a measure of our femininity from an early age. As we grow that idea of boobs keeps the attention of both us and the boys in our lives.

Really? That's your list of acceptable American television?

This this this. The change needed time. For the past year I have been of the mindset that this would be an excellent time to buy JCP stock so long as they kept the new CEO and supported the change. But nope. I kept my stock through the CEO fire then sold and made a small profit but not as much as a long term…

oh yeah, i'm gonna second that.

Gwyneth Paltrow does not have a crack. She has a tasteful and discreet little fold that she opens when she needs to release. She does not shit.

Such a dream boat in that movie. Even with that terrible hair.

I had a lady boner for the movie Blue Lagoon when I was about 12. I learned all about the sex times from that treasure.

I have good skin (nerdy high school kid stays inside and pale and has little to no acne problem becomes adult with pale skin) but sometimes when I need a pick me up I tell strangers at the makeup counter I'm ten years older than I am.