I agree about the movie! Totally gross. But a 50-year-old to 27-year-old partnership isn't quite creepy to me, anyway, though I see what you mean. :)

What ever happened to Keroppi?

I am slammed this week for Mardi Gras, Thursday ok for you?

Exactly. As the hostess, I reserve the right to escort any party crashers off the premises.

Geez. I didn't even think of that.

Seriously? I am boarding a plane tomorrow to go to Birmingham. I will then pick up my nice rental and driiiive my ass to Tuscaloosa, because God forbid there be a connector. Once there, I will work out, eat a nice dinner with one of my fav employees, a former UA female athlete who definitely understands football. Then…

as though 77-year-old grandmothers can't be assholes. My 94-year-old great grandmother spent time in prison and once stabbed a nurse in the hand with a fork. Old ladies have the asshole game on lock.

I know.

Holy shit, can we talk about how good Jessica Williams looks? I LIKE YOUR HAIR AND YOUR TIE AND YOUR LIPSTICK, JESSICA.

I believe this is the most mythical of Mardi gras throws! Krewe of Nyx and Muses signature throws combined!

Hey, I would have been faster with the correction if I hadn't bothered to find that stupid picture!

I'm half-convinced my sister has narcissistic personality disorder (she has all but 1 of the markers, but I'm not psychiatrist/psycologist).

I'm sure I could look this up somewhere, but maybe some Jezzie knows the answer. What does the Chinese government do if a woman has twins?

Nope dude, ya just need some product. Correction: a lot of product, and second-day hair. The nice thing is the product will absorb the extra oil, so your hair will just seem fluffier than usual but not dirty.

The hate here seems excessive, given that he's basically exposing his admitted personal flaws to the world, and that he's legitimately trying to change.

That's a good idea! And like you said, a dog in a safety vest would be soooo cute haha.

We need a 7-day-a-week Daily Show. 4 days of Jon, 3 of John. BOOM.

"Every other frat guy out there is going to say "you are so pretty, can I buy you a drink?" he just got friend zoned because he is like everyone else, and he asked for her permission. Instead walk up to a girl and say "hey you seem like no one will be your friend, so I'll let you buy thirty seconds of my time. I'll…