"Wednesday afternoon and the office is quiet.Why not indulge your most subversive desires? Abscond to the janitor's closet with your cubemate's vintage suede coach clutch and communicate what you really think of her sloppy work using only your own bodily fluids."

Twerking grew out of bounce, New Orleans based rap and dance music - it's been around since the early 90s. But it was just a single call to do a dance move (most bounce songs have the call/response type lyrics where the performer calls out moves and the audience does them) and THERE ARE SO MANY MORE AND BETTER MOVES.

I find the idea pretty gross too. Besides, I'd rather have the person ejaculate on me, so maybe I'm not so prudish.

This mindset made me no friends on the Groupthink chatroom and I'm certain you will disagree with me, but I feel compelled to explain why yelling had been an effective tactic for me and I don't trust the effectiveness of kindness in the least.

Join the club. I'm fucking in love with Laura Prepon. I don't think they're exhibiting bisexual erasure. It's pretty damn obvious Piper is bisexual and there are no judgement made on that point. The fact that she said she was a lesbian in the past and not one now speaks more to her white WASP lifestyle where queerness…

This reminds me of the South Park episode where the boys go hunting with Jimbo and he tells that that because of certain laws, they have to proclaim that they're life is in danger before they shoot anything they like.

Often I wish Netflix had the option of turning off those little episode progress bars so you can hide your cheating ahead from family members and loved ones. Some of us work from home!

I am amazed I was ever effectively toilet trained. One of my first solid memories is running out of the bathroom and into the kitchen to my mom, yelling "Mommy, there's a NAKE IN THE 'MODE!! A NAKE. IN. THE. MODE!!!" (We lived in Alabama at the time, translation, "snake in the commode.")

It sucks, but as long as Iowa is an at-will state, the courts can only apply the law and in this case it seems like they applied it correctly. In at at-will state I can fire you because I don't like your hair style. I can fire you because I don't like the car you drive. I can fire you for being overweight. I can…

Have you seen the episode of Inside Amy Shumer where she says, “Big dicks are like unicorns, because you always want to see a unicorn until you actually see one, and it freaks you out because you realize it’s just a horse with a weapon on it’s head.”

This isn't the first time he has attributed one of his 'mistakes' to his wife . . .

He lived one town over from me and I saw him once at the local fireman's carnival. My friend's little brother, who must've been around 13, wouldn't leave him alone. Finally, wishing to actually enjoy himself, Dusty said, "go on a ride, kid", to which my friend's brother responded, "I don't have any money". Hoffman…

My very liberal second high school had a "Gender Bender Night" every year when anyone who was in on the idea could swap clothes and go to a dance/social dressed as the opposite sex. I had a couple friends of mine (one of whom had an in with the theater department) do me up in full ladies dress: wig, makeup,…

Isn't he using it wrong though? I thought couth was only an adjective. You can be couth or uncouth, but you can't have or not have couth...

HEY GIRL. YES THAT'S A CUPCAKE.

Ladyhand Codpiece: good twink stripper name or BEST TWINK STRIPPER NAME?

I'm not sure whether the photo is flattering or unintentionally insulting. Sure, a hot chick gets a swipe at his twig, but she has small hands. You want a woman to have to use both hands to cover that monster... or if it's Lana Kane, then one is enough.

These, DUH. That way every time these babies fill up I can get another abortion because, you know, it's my hobby.

BAHAHAHAHA best typo ever "earning disabilities" - guess this treatment can take minority parents and give them pure white babies or...guarantee only male babies

Lol. Yeah. You know, I'm not black but...Caaammoooonnnn.